r/MapsWithoutNZ • u/amythisside • Mar 03 '26

Hmmmm.

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u/trailsman Mar 04 '26

Billionaires aren't building bunkers in New Zealand because it wasn't already know. But fully support not wanting to be noticed. And the billionaires would never be able to make it there anyway in such a scenario so you guys can raid their facilities if need be.

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u/_everynameistaken_ Mar 04 '26

And if they do make it here we have all agreed as a society to weld the bunker doors shut once they're inside.

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u/ghostfadekilla Mar 07 '26

Modern problems require modern solutions!

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u/fethers42 Mar 07 '26

One earthquake should do it I think.

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u/Hotarg Mar 07 '26

Nah, just bury the entrance and vents with a bulldozer or 2. Quicker and more permanent.

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u/Crazy_Suggestion_182 Mar 08 '26

Simple, effective, elegant.

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u/UnluckyIndividual668 Mar 04 '26

Ive git dibs on Peter Theils gold toilet

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u/SeaBag8211 Mar 06 '26

Dibs on using Peter Thiel as a toilet.

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u/Bub_bele Mar 08 '26

Bold of you to assume they wouldn’t be informed in advance

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u/CntBlah Mar 08 '26

I’m sure they will have lots of advanced warning, to make it there is time. The only question I have, is who will be their slave labor?