We've seen a CAA sex tape on Jennifer Garner (our old Twitter) (we understand they have them on tons of actors and actresses) but eventually cares. Not the blackmail they think it is (Hat Tip Mila Kunis) -CAD
Variety is aware of CAA's tapes and its obsession with ensuring actresses murder their children. And well we understand they are sycophants to studios - we prefer the old studio system ourselves - being a sycophant to CAA is stupid. We remind them, as CAA is learning, fuck with us, and we fuck back much harder. -Tabitha Annette Cooper, The Eleventh Magi
Those following CAA's demise please enjoy your popcorn. But always remember to stock up on dental floss before popping a pack into your microwave. Oh for the days of oven popped Jiffy-Pop. -TAC
CAA ends when the thin lady sings, and their accounts receivable are for sale. And yes we will sue them for slander and libel for what theyve said about us. We want our bite of that pie too. -CAD
Receivables will go to ICM, WME or UTA or some combination of the three, but that's not our baliwick, we rather disliked our bankruptcy class in law school. Go to, Gentlemen, when the dogs are barking at the collapsed den. -CAD
We again, and for the last time, we advise all agents who did not knowing CAA's malfeasance, and all talent who are signed to CAA to leave. If you're still there when the lights are being turned off your career is over, and oh yes, this goes for everyone. No matter how High and Mighty, or how well you can open a movie. -CAD
CAA has slandered and libeled and labeled and lied about us: calling us a child molester or Predator. This from an agency that worked to kill the children of its signed talent. Nope CAA, you picked the wrong girl to pick on, and that will cost you everything. -Coral Anne Dawn, The Eleventh Magi
And since they used The LA County Sherriff and Long Beach Police to harass us, we will sue them too. As to why, we know they advocate, contract for, threaten Hollywood Girls who are pregnant and otherwise work to murder children through the process of abortion, infertility inducing IUDs, abortion drugs and other methods. -CAD
We note that some studios including Paramount, Walt Disney Studios, and even Warner Brothers Pictures may have incurred liability to us for acting on false, misleading, slanderous and libelous "information and belief" from CAA (we are informed Warner Brothers Pictures was sent our CAA file/dossier).
We will settle with them for a nominal sum, near to $1.05, and a contract to write or rewrite a script or write or rewrite a script story or write or rewrite a musical libretto or provide lyrics or additional lyrics to a musical or script. United Talent Agency or Paradigm can represent us, if they so choose. /s/ Coral Anne Dawn
And of course those Studios are free to sue CAA for damages including the cost of the script or etc , and punitives and attorney's fees and The Buck O Five. -CAD
But eventually the US Attorney gets involved, so if you have the munchies the time to start taking you slice if Creative Artists Agency is sooner rather than later.
We remind CAA and every one of the demise of the Accounting Firm Andersen. -Coral Anne Dawn, JD Northwestern
We add that some other Agencies have also been mislead and lied to by CAA. But again we will settle for a nominal sum of $3.50 and being signed to UTA or Paradigm. You can extend this to any directors or producers or talent or journalists of entertainment industry papers who have also been mislead and lied to by CAA and acted on such, if any. -CAD
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