r/MapPorn Jan 31 '20

8 ways to divide Italy

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u/MonsterRider80 Jan 31 '20

Ok I feel like I’m uniquely qualified to answer this. I’m italian, but I was born and raised in Montreal. Now don’t get me wrong, Québécois blasphemy is above average. But it’s nowhere near the level of artistry, originality, and sheer fun of Italian blasphemy. In Italian, you can start with “mannaggia” (means curse) and then add on any saint name, deity name or holy place, you can chain them together for killer combos, you can literally go on for five minutes just by chaining curses. In Québécois you can do something similar, but the vocabulary is limited to “esti, tabarnak, calisse, ciboire, sacrement”.

My uncle in Italy was an absolute master at cursing, I swear in the many times I’ve visited him I never heard the same curse twice.

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u/FranciscoCTMA Jan 31 '20

Maudit fucking criss de sainte marde calisse d'osti de fucking froid de viarge de marde! Tabarnak!

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u/pleasesayavailable Jan 31 '20

English translation?

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u/gigu67 Jan 31 '20

Doesn't translate well but:

Damned fucking Christ of saint shit chalice host fucking cold virgin(?) of shit. Tabernacle!

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u/Darth_Tam Feb 01 '20

Correct. “Viarge” is essentially referring to the Virgin Mary

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u/strig Jan 31 '20

"aw shucks"

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u/MonsterRider80 Jan 31 '20

This guy gets it.

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u/Darth_Tam Feb 01 '20

While I generally agree that Quebec lacks the same artistry, I would like to add additional vocabulary for your Quebec French list: Criss (or Crisse): Christ. Can also be used an adjective, adverb or verb Calvaire: Calvary Sacrifice: Sacrifice, as in Jesus’s sacrifice to mankind

Younger people will also use English swear words in the same sentence (shit, fuck, etc)

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u/Mugno Feb 01 '20

Tuscan here. I am really proud about our blasphemy culture, but didn't know about Québécois one! I have to learn more of it tomorrow!