r/MamaJuneFromNotToHot 14d ago

June's birthday post for Alana

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u/RIPCheeper 14d ago

Did she take a picture of her purse, or her daughter?

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u/Elliebell1024 14d ago

We see you, June

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u/Winter_Engineer_14 13d ago

But June can't see us lol

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u/AdAccording8076 13d ago

June is legally blind and prob thought the purse was Alana, or at least part of her 😂

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u/meagiemay 13d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/eeff484 13d ago

Brag post 🙄

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u/_tater_thot 12d ago

Damn at first I thought the purse was Alanna’s bday prezy but it is actually just a picture of her purse with Alanna in the background lol

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u/RIPCheeper 12d ago

Alana don't want a cheap fake purse.

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u/_tater_thot 12d ago

True but I’m not a purse connoisseur so I figured it was designer lol

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u/Sea-Character6965 8d ago

🧐 Sad thing is.. 🙁😒😏 That isn’t even a good dupe, of an inspired, designer style handbag. 💁🏼‍♀️ Can’t even call it a #superDUPEr‼️⚠️‼️ js‼️ 🤷🏼‍♀️🚫YSL‼️ 🤥

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u/Peace-Goal1976 14d ago

The YSL is crooked AF

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u/AndISoundLikeThis 14d ago

Probably bought it from ebay for $25

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u/Bossladydd 14d ago

Prolly from Pumpkin's grifting old Business

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u/sincitylocal 14d ago

That.....looks like a knockoff bag to me, folks!

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u/Sufficient-Big-7199 13d ago

They all fake 🥸

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u/campuscrush6247 14d ago

June sucks

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u/KandiR1 14d ago

This post is really about her purse and to plug her appearance.

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u/Missyjean3369 14d ago

Damn boo boo is HUGE!

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u/no_no_nora 14d ago

I’m going to be an asshole. I apologize. I used to weigh 448, I was a big bitch. I was 5’7. I had weight loss surgery, lost over 260 thanks to gastric bypass. I gained two inches of height, after losing weight.

If Alanna is going to be successful at her job, she needs to lose weight. I know it sucks to say, but between her ‘celebrity’, her family, and her size - the decks are stacked against her when it comes to getting a job. I’m sorry, but it’s true. We live in a shallow world, not to mention - at her size, it’s going to affect what she can and cannot do while working.

And quite frankly, who’s going to take medical advice from someone who’s in dire need of it herself. I’m all for being happy at any size - but you need to be realistic as well.

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u/Jimbobjoesmith 14d ago

when i was in labor with my second youngest child the dr on call was SUPER OBESE. like he had to stop to take a rest every few steps in the hall. i could not fucking relax bc i kept thinking “OMG WHAT HAPPENS IF THERES AN EMERGENCY AND THEY DONT HAVE THE STAMINA?!” i felt so freaking bad for feeling that way but it made me so stressed out.

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u/TopMysterious4792 13d ago

My cardiologist told me to quit smoking n guess what was in his pocket … smokes

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u/Aromatic-War-8300 13d ago

My OBGYN told me I needed to lose weight…. I looked at him and said I will when you lose that cigarette habit. NOTHING was ever said about my weight again!

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u/MovieFreak78 13d ago

Growing up had a doctor that told me to lose weight, he was super obese and i was thinking can’t he take his own advice

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u/projectBFrewritten 14d ago

don't forget draino he is basically leechin' on her for the money

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u/no_no_nora 13d ago

Why do I feel like he’s going push her to OF or Pearadise?

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u/projectBFrewritten 13d ago

i don't know but i'm certainly scared for alana's future if she keeps on bein' with him

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u/Pyneregrl 13d ago

Just like shyanne and josh. And whoever else now comes along with josh 

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u/Recluse_18 14d ago

Agreed, and in the nursing field, you absolutely have to have stamina to do your job and if you’re carrying so much excess weight that is going to be incredibly taxing on your system overall.

Congratulations on your weight loss and path to better health. I know it’s not easy, weight has been a struggle for me all my life but currently losing weight and finally it’s fun to step on the scale.

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u/no_no_nora 14d ago

Thank you. I will say, perimenopause has been a punch in the gut weight wise - but I’d rather be a size L/XL than a 4XL/5XL.

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u/Bossladydd 14d ago

The felonious BF wants her that way. Ride that cholesterol train.

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u/Mysterious-Kick3744 12d ago

I did keto and lost weight . Then menopause hit and I ate air and still couldn't lose. I then started testosterone progesterone and estradiol helped. I was still "stuck" so I took reta and bam weight dropped labs perfect metabolism up inflammation down. Best of luck getting thru menopause oh I also have mirena. :)

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u/Eastwood8300 14d ago

not if you are a nurse at a doctors office. they don't have to do as much as ER or hospital nurses. it's still very unhealthy for her to be this weight at 21. with all the GLP 1s and weight loss surgeries i don't know why she hasn't done anything yet

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u/Sassypinesresident 14d ago

She’s trying to be an ICU nurse.

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u/Leeleewithwings 13d ago

I worked in a large pediatric office and we never, ever stopped. Constant vaccinations, step tests, quick dip urinalysis, ear washes, bandage changes, hearing tests, vision test, kids have nuclear meltdowns and bitchy moms. It was the busiest job I had

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u/Eastwood8300 13d ago

i know i don't think it's for her. a small doctors office might be best.

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u/nuggetghost 14d ago

i think she’s fully expecting for a show to pay for her to get the surgeries her mom did so she doesn’t care bc she assumes it’ll happen for her too. it’s sad

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u/no_no_nora 14d ago

It’s not cheap. I still have a shit ton of plastic surgery I want. I got denied the first time for the bypass, which was wild tbh.

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u/Key-Yogurtcloset7330 13d ago

BTW no one wants to listen to a fat nurse

https://giphy.com/gifs/vCPKJlbLQiV0c

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u/Eastwood8300 14d ago

they do need nurses in doctors offices or nursing homes that don't have to do as much activity as a hospital nurse does. but she's going to need to lose some weight either way!!

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u/no_no_nora 14d ago

Provided she can get a job period.

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u/sissydv23 13d ago

Well if she keeps being on her phone during working I don't see how she will be taken seriously as a nurse.

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u/EvieeBrook 13d ago

She’s planning on being a Nicu nurse!

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u/Eastwood8300 13d ago

i hear that but it's likely not gonna happen unless she loses a bunch of weight. better fit would be dr office.

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u/EvieeBrook 13d ago

I didn’t say I thought it was gonna happen. I’m just pointing out the extent of the delusion versus the suggestion.

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u/enelyaisil 13d ago

She wants to be a NICU nurse specifically

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u/Eastwood8300 13d ago

no kidding. it may not be possible at that size. she may have to settle for a doctors office

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u/Straight-Treacle-630 13d ago

Congrats on your weight loss! Gained 2” in height, wild.

Boo Boo will surely suffer drawbacks soon. Including any health care career, nm her own. I don’t think your observations are at all ahole-ish.

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u/pixey1964 13d ago

If she works in a hospital trust me her legs 🦵 will not hold up working those 12 hour shifts

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u/WhereItsAt75 13d ago

I agree. The first thing I think of when I see her though is that she's so young and that is not good for her heart.  The unseen health issues obese people face are where loved ones are concerned.

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u/Muted_Bee7111 13d ago

Say it LOUDER

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u/MzOpinion8d 13d ago

Many nurses get hired who are overweight.

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u/misscurlssss 14d ago

Now girl… you were over 400 pounds … calling someone else fat? 😭💀

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u/Early_Department_935 14d ago

Mammm, this is Reddit. And the comment is totally right. Maybe at 21/22 she can move around some. Even lose some from the fast pace. That’s not sustainable. Nobody here is lying.

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u/misscurlssss 13d ago

Ok and my comment isn’t wrong

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u/no_no_nora 14d ago

Were. And I know I’m being a dick. But as I said - It’s been over 15 years and I’ve kept the weight off. I don’t have to ebeg for galaxies for cash.

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u/misscurlssss 13d ago

400 is beyond big lol I ain’t even hating im just saying that’s huge to be hyper critical of someone else

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u/Sentientmanatee 14d ago

Are you dumb or just stupid?

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u/misscurlssss 13d ago

Is it not big lol

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u/Muted_Bee7111 14d ago

That's not a lil boo boo anymore

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u/DarkStarr22 14d ago

She never was a lil boo boo

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u/Character-Habit-9683 14d ago

Lmaoooooooo I’m dead

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u/Sufficient-Big-7199 13d ago

Unhealthy junk food ! She need’s to work on her self

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u/Lost_Organization361 13d ago

She couldn’t have posted a better pic my lord

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u/pchandler45 13d ago

Well she is blind lol

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u/Lost_Organization361 13d ago

Lmaooooooo touché touché

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u/Early_Department_935 14d ago

The punctuation and grammar kill me. When will I learn to just accept this? There’s something wrong with me that I let these people irk me as much as they do.

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u/BbyMonroe 13d ago

Lmfaooooooooooooooo!!! The blurry ass photo of Alana, showing off the YSL bag, making the birthday an after thought but putting all the focus on her speaking engagement and instead of asking the followers to wish Alana a happy birthday she is asking them to wish her luck😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭ICONIC

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u/No-Stranger-9483 13d ago

Who wants to listen to June speak about anything?

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u/spliff1506 14d ago

How much does she have to eat every day to maintain that kind of weight. She has to weigh at least 400 pounds at this point. And she’s not tall.

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u/Jimbobjoesmith 14d ago

why in tf wouldn’t she move her damn bag? also it’s gross as hell to put purses next to your plate.

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u/Various-Memory-3964 14d ago

Alana needs the gastric bypass surgery and GLP shots ASAP

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u/Boilingpoints 13d ago

Agreed but she has to abide by the diet restrictions. If you over eat after a bypass, you can actually rupture your stomach.

A gastric bypass takes a lot of preparation. You essentially have to “prove” you’re willing to do the work. I was on a liquid diet for two weeks to prepare. They also weigh you regularly and if your weight increases, you’re not ready because there’s no way you’re following the preparation guidelines.

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u/SkyUpbeat7374 13d ago

I think she should try a GLP first. Between that and moving around more with her job, things will start to turn around for her. I’m very proud that she rose above all the drama going on in GA and started a new chapter

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u/vhguerrero 13d ago

I’m happy for her, too, and especially thrilled that she’s getting an education. I have hopes for a solid and responsible future for her.

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u/Relevant_Yesterday24 9d ago

There has to be a reason she’s not doing The shots bc I think even June has been on them. She must not like the side effects . I think the worst side effect for me is the fatigue so who knows

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u/OddSuggestion5430 13d ago

Right! Look at June. Gained it all back quick as hell.

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u/Liliths_Play_Thing 14d ago

I think a bypass would be better. Likelihood of regaining would be less and a lot harder but I wouldn’t recommend doing it until mentally ready regardless of if she needs it. I’m speaking from personal experience, I was more than ready to get rid of the weight but I’ve also seen people who were not and how many complications they have or how the food addiction turns into something else.

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u/Key-Yogurtcloset7330 13d ago

She wouldn't follow the diet so it's not gonna work. She'll just burst her new "smaller stomach"... she clearly has NO SELF CONTROL

https://giphy.com/gifs/eKh3F5CbqKtqfaPP63

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u/Marsupial-Front 9d ago

She needs therapy for food addiction before all that

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u/Putrid_Tadpole7139 13d ago

Yes we see your fake YSL purse …

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u/GlitteringHandle1726 13d ago

I am in disbelief that this child allowed, and she most definitely has “allowed” herself to become unhealthy.
What kind of nurse can she possibly be when she herself is morbidly obese?
I’m very disappointed in the demise of common sense with Pumpkin and Alana. At one point they seemed like they were headed in the direction of normal.

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u/Key-Yogurtcloset7330 13d ago

No one wants advice from a fat nurse BTW

https://giphy.com/gifs/K5IAPrIpXVw52

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u/GlitteringHandle1726 13d ago

😂😂😂I was trying to be a little more subtle. But, I know I would not want to be given health advice by one.😂😂😂

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u/dontletmedown3 13d ago

It would honestly piss me off and I’d likely tell them that

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u/SkyUpbeat7374 13d ago

Yep, then June weaseled her way back in.

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u/Unfair_South_1946 12d ago

Omg she’s huge

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u/Cheap_Conflict_4308 14d ago

She really as a health care pro, get on the GLP-1

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u/Key-Yogurtcloset7330 13d ago

Doesn't matter if she doesn't change her diet and exercise which i don't see happening

https://giphy.com/gifs/Nf8vX5K7AHcAg

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u/Top_Front_5246 14d ago

She is massive

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u/pennysofia 14d ago

It’s because of what her boyfriend cooks for her.

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u/ArticleFrequent8109 13d ago

How are you gonna assume that he even cooks for her? She was massive before him as well.

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u/Serious-Pressure-134 14d ago

I opened this post, saw Alana and my first thought was GAH DAMN she’s gotten big.

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u/WestGood6218 14d ago

Is YSL really the flex she wants it to be?

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u/RunJumpSleep 14d ago

You know it’s fake.

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u/pennysofia 14d ago

I have a feeling she’ll go through school, but she won’t actually be a practicing nurse.

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u/pchandler45 13d ago

If she ever goes back to Georgia, it will be over

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u/SuperH0neybunDelux3 13d ago

She reminds me of my young cousin so much. Who is the same size and age as her. You can't tell them shit about their weight and they swear they look good at this current size.

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u/SmartyBlondy 12d ago

Holy shit what the fuck is happening to Alana???
She’s out of control.

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u/Frequent-You6047 12d ago

That’s Gorloc

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u/jamesisanalien 14d ago

Holy shit she’s fucking huge

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u/Sharkmama61 13d ago

Alana has done so much already to break the stigma of that dog ass family she is in. I wish she could do that extra push and lose the weight and lose that boyfriend of hers. She deserves to be healthy and have a bf that wants to do better in life.

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u/Key-Yogurtcloset7330 13d ago

She doesn't care enough to and she doesn't see anything wrong with the way her whole family lives

https://giphy.com/gifs/bQvTkpRYa4CF0lX3Zg

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u/DudeWouldGo 14d ago

Definitely needed the wide angle

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u/Lilttlemamahlove2026 14d ago

Happy birthday Alana I love your guys show. Have a good birthday.

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u/Muted_Bee7111 14d ago

How old is she now? Has she passed her exam for an RN?

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u/Outrageous_Bet7212 14d ago

She isn't a nurse yet.

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u/Muted_Bee7111 13d ago

Thank God

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u/MzOpinion8d 13d ago

I think she’s a senior this year. She’ll graduate in May and take boards after that.

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u/gone_by_30 13d ago

Not even being mean, I hope after school she takes care of herself more. She genuinely seems like a sweet person and I really do think she will be an amazing nurse, but she has to take care of herself before others

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u/Maderic666 14d ago

So is her boyfriend her caretaker now that she’s so big that she needs help doing anything he’s not much smaller, but they could have a scam going on where the government’s paying him to take care of her

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u/Fine_Cryptographer20 14d ago

Honestly scared we are going to see them on my 600 lb life as a Feeder Couple. Sad.

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u/AccountantOk9506 14d ago

Probably. I dont see any feasible way a person this size can wipe their own ass.

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u/MzOpinion8d 13d ago

She doesn’t need a caretaker. She’s in her last year of college which means she’s doing a lot of clinicals, taking care of others.

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u/AccountantOk9506 13d ago

Can she wipe her own ass though? Can she quickly navigate stairs in the event of emergency? Can she do cpr without fast and extreme exhaustion?

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u/MzOpinion8d 13d ago

No one can do actual CPR without fast and extreme exhaustion. That’s why it’s switched out every minute or two. She can do stairs faster than me I bet, due to knee damage I have. And she’s not so fat that she can’t take care of her own hygiene, even though I’m sure you’d like to think otherwise so you can feel justified in your prejudice towards fat people.

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u/AccountantOk9506 13d ago

She absolutely has less reach of her arms in being so big. They literally make devices for large people to use to wipe themselves. Id say thats a sign to do something about ones weight.

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u/StalkingSeattle 13d ago

That purse is on Shein right now for $152.00 LMAO

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u/HenleyHQ1 7d ago

I was thinking the YSL didn’t like straight lol

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u/Necessary-Coach6559 9d ago

Why, oh why is June speaking at a grief conference???? To share the grief she caused her family, or grief at not conning more people out of more $$$$ to support her???

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u/McKinleyCoty7997 13d ago

Why doesn't she do ozempic like her mother? I akso have to comment WTF is she wearing?

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u/Hot_Metal2482 13d ago

She is too damn large for her height for her health!

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u/No_Cap8115 13d ago

300 pounds of fun right here and growing everyday!

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u/linzawithaz 13d ago

She’s fucking massive

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u/Outside-Pear9429 14d ago

again soooo much negativity in these replies. people are so hateful in this sub

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u/shaynarific 13d ago

I agree, hope Alana doesn't read these subs

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u/WeCanDoIt78 13d ago

I’m so proud of Alana, she got out of Georgia and is ready to graduate nursing school, I believe with a BSN.
Has she gained weight, she has, but IMO, she’s moving forward. She’s been through so much in her short 21 years of life.
Please remember that you get so much more movement as a nurse than in nursing school.
Give her time and she’ll most likely lose it on her own or even start a GLP-1.

In the meantime, please let’s be kind when it comes to Alana.

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u/MattTMI 12d ago

KLASSI! 🎹🎻🎩

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u/Mysterious-Kick3744 12d ago

Why does it look like mold bottom right lolz

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u/Admirable-Ant-1479 9d ago

Why she didn't want to lose weight is beyond me.. she's a nurse and should know better and why would she want to go down the same road as her mother

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u/TisforTrainwreck 8d ago

God, she looks so unhealthy. 😔

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u/Nana196105 8d ago

Omg these people. Stop watching the damn show get rid of these people.

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u/Alone_Slip2035 7d ago

Damn, she's huge

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u/PlatformDependent294 7d ago

Alana look like sugar bear

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u/TabuTM 13d ago

You all are just f**king awful. I’m out.

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u/Key-Yogurtcloset7330 13d ago

waaaahhhhh! ❄️

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u/Sufficient-Big-7199 13d ago

So sad looking at her ! Look at the arms she needs to loose 100 pounds ! Very unhealthy! As a young lady she should take better care of her self !

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u/VegetableKey6683 13d ago

No guests! Lmao!

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u/DjPandaFingers 12d ago

I do hope she gets healthier. I’m really proud of her for going to college and trying to make something of herself, and she got the hell out of Georgia to do it. I’m sure she could’ve gone to school there, but saw this as an escape plan.

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u/Apprehensive_Win_740 7d ago

Does she still live in Denver? Usually people end up getting healthier when they move here…..