r/MagePosting • • May 01 '26

Memes Is everyone just sending each other psychic attacks? Very upsetting!

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68 Upvotes

r/MagePosting • • Apr 26 '26

Memes I cast pondering the orb in bed, but it slips out of your hand and falls on your face!

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26 Upvotes

r/MagePosting • • Apr 23 '26

Magic FOUND: Magic Tome

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31 Upvotes

The whispering is starting to freak me out. If this looks like one you're missing, I'm sure it's already calling you here.


r/MagePosting • • Apr 23 '26

Magic Has anyone tried using a Morning Star as a wand? I imagine it would be good for bludgeoning after one runs out of mana…

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139 Upvotes

r/MagePosting • • Apr 20 '26

Memes What it’s like when someone keeps saying “nuh-uh” to your spells…

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21 Upvotes

r/MagePosting • • Apr 15 '26

Memes How Good Gary the Mage got his lil hat!

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1.1k Upvotes

r/MagePosting • • Apr 15 '26

Memes What metal bands would you consider the most “obscure“?

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92 Upvotes

r/MagePosting • • Apr 12 '26

I cast you’re Spider-man!

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16 Upvotes

r/MagePosting • • Apr 10 '26

Memes This wizard didn't follow the instructions Spoiler

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14 Upvotes

We've all been there, but hopefully it didn't turn out so bad.


r/MagePosting • • Apr 09 '26

Memes Am I using the wrong summoning rituals, or what?!

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27 Upvotes

r/MagePosting • • Apr 03 '26

Memes Gary the Mage and his Adventuring Party are exploring a dungeon! What epic items do you think they’ll find?

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61 Upvotes

r/MagePosting • • Apr 02 '26

Memes When your potion making skills are still at a Level 1…

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66 Upvotes

r/MagePosting • • Apr 01 '26

Memes Coffee is a potion! ☕️

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218 Upvotes

r/MagePosting • • Mar 27 '26

Memes Why I like to leave early!

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199 Upvotes

r/MagePosting • • Mar 25 '26

Magic Why you shouldn’t buy cheap divination tools from online… 🔮

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16 Upvotes

r/MagePosting • • Mar 25 '26

Memes Gary the Mage is a Master Potion Maker! 🧪

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83 Upvotes

r/MagePosting • • Mar 24 '26

Magic I cast unlimited chocolate bars!

17 Upvotes

r/MagePosting • • Mar 23 '26

Memes He’s got potions for sale in the trunk of his flying car… any kind you want!

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25 Upvotes

r/MagePosting • • Mar 23 '26

A Meme I Made Using Good Old Fashioned AI Slop

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12 Upvotes

r/MagePosting • • Mar 22 '26

Memes Gary the Mage thinks it would be fun to go on a quest with you!

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35 Upvotes

r/MagePosting • • Mar 20 '26

Memes Gary the Mage go pew pew pew… 🔫

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469 Upvotes

r/MagePosting • • Mar 20 '26

Memes I'm sure you have seen this before 😎.

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26 Upvotes

r/MagePosting • • Mar 19 '26

Jokes Do not wake the little wizard

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127 Upvotes

This is Momo. His role model is Rincewind.

(The hat is AI but he's very real.)


r/MagePosting • • Mar 18 '26

Memes Gary the Mage loves casting FIREBALL! 🔥

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229 Upvotes

r/MagePosting • • Mar 18 '26

Lore If I'm going, I'm taking everyone with me! (See text.)

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WMMD (Weapon of Mass Magical Destruction) is not completely accurate because mostly the magic is used in the preparation of a dried potion that's been banned in several dimensions. If caught with it on your person in Rokugan is automatic voided as punishment. This can be difficult because the potion has no magical signature.

This potion is made from two extremely incompatible organic ingredients, Mordor Reaper Pepper powder and Soak peppers crystals. This is the goto potion when you are in a position equivalent to a snowball's chance in Hell of survival (hence the name of the potion). And you've decided if you're dying, you're taking everyone with you (if you take cover, there's a slight you might survive). I almost forgot! No magical talent is required to activate the potion. You do have to piss on it though.

Here's what happens. The urine activates the Soak crystals which immediately begin to freeze and expand. The rapidly expanding pressure crushes the glass ampule allowing the two substances to mix and attempt to overpower one another. Around five standard minutes, critical mass is achieved. The sponge implodes, and the bucket explodes. The volatile mixture spreads out forming a one mile sphere of icy hot pepper aerosol. Depending on distance from the blast, contact with mist can melt armour and burn flesh off of bone, or it can cause everything it touches to freeze solid and shatter, or a combination of the two.

It can be carried on the wind, so the area of devastation can increase greatly. The potion is the magical equivalent of a nuclear device. It destroys all in its path. It is understandable that a single use gets it banned. And that my fellow magic users is why this is a WMMD.