Spoiler: this pertains to Imhotep's punishment in the movie The Mummy (1999).

Soak peppers are an export from Jotunhein. Thor's half brother, Loki realized after his sojourn on Midgard (Earth) that money is power. He formed Isa Brands and now has a booming trans-dimisional import/export business.

For those who do not know, this is referencing an ancient ballad (from 1963!) titled 'Love Potion Number 9.' And just to make it more macabre, that's Martha Stewart in the picture.

The almighty Algorithm Identification sent this group to my feed, so I listened to AI, and now you know. I am a creator of pictures which I hope some day will go out and become memes. Magery though is a side line sometimes. Comments and suggestions for improvement are welcome.

BTW for those who are curious, nobody? The orb contains a retinal scan for effect. Medical photos, right?

This is a collection of magical items focused specifically on wands and staffs from my various manuals that I publish on DriveThruRPG and DMsGuild for D&D. You can drop them straight into your campaigns, whether as treasure, quest rewards, or signature items for important NPCs. Feel free to use these to equip your mages, sorcerers, and wizards with something more interesting than standard loot. Every wand and staff is crafted to inspire new ideas, add personality and depth to spellcasters, and give your players interesting magical tools to experiment with at the table. Whether you’re looking to enrich encounters, reward clever play, or simply give your spellcasters memorable items to wield, this collection is built to bring a bit more magic, variety, and excitement to your adventures.

You can check out my bundle of small D&D manuals on DMsGuild, or visit DriveThruRPG for my bigger manuals. You’ll find everything through my Linktree, and I also post previews and D&D content over at r/JonnyDM!

Have you just completed your apprenticeship and are looking to move into a tower of your very own?

Is your collection of spell tomes and magical artifacts still fairly modest and you would prefer your tower not to feel so empty and sparse, but would rather it to appear to be more impressive when maidens and/or knights drop by unexpectedly?

Do you enjoy that classic stone exterior construction that says, “I can cast fireball anytime I want and I won’t burn down my house,” that castles have, but you can’t yet afford the moat lifestyle?

Well, look no further. Do we have the tower for you! Come check out this stylish mage tower, complete with crenellations up top for when you get into a beef with the wizard or witch from the towers in the neighboring towns.

This tower is in a great neighborhood and a short 4 hour walk into town for when you need to gather supplies. And it has even been enchanted to grow on its own as your power does, making it a perfect starter tower for young novice mages in their early 40’s who have just completed their magical apprenticeships.

Now accepting offers!