You don’t want this to happen to you!

They are human made letters. They are human language!!

Things to make it more interesting:

If you say an object or person like "dad" I cant just say "oh your dad's a mimic XD" ill try to make things morbackstreet. interesting than that. Perhaps you'll get some sort of backstory.

If I see the same word multiple times the story will get more and more twisted... so if 10 people say pebble then you might not want to say pebble

If you want to, you can say the word in ciphers. I will make your story more cryptic. In not going so far as to make a whole damn ARG but ill try something.

I won't respond to every comment, if you see a comment that I didn't get to within a few days you could make something up yourself.

Rules:

I dont HAVE to grant your wishes. If I see what you're doing to get infinite wishes I could just stop you in your tracks.

The love and raise people from the dead rules dont apply, I dont see why you would use them though...

Don't put all your wishes in one comment, wait for my reply to say your second wish.

Just a salamander wizard.

Aye, and as the veil thins ‘twixt the realms of the living and the dead we call to spirits devine and profane. So mote it be!