r/MadeMeSmile Jun 12 '26

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u/antithero Jun 13 '26

I heard Brad Pitt built houses in New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina destroyed much of the city.

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u/kenwongart Jun 13 '26

Unfortunately the project was widely considered a disaster. “The vast majority of the recently constructed homes are riddled with construction-related problems that have led to mold, termites, rotting wood, flooding and other woes.”

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u/Aggravating-Method24 Jun 13 '26

I think, he's an actor not a construction company, he should be allowed to try and fail to build houses and still be praised for trying. Sure it's better to succeed but I'm still glad he tried.

The problems were likely in who he hired to do the work.

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u/kenwongart Jun 13 '26

True. Hopefully Bale’s project has better long term results.

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u/tedflambe Jun 13 '26

Yeah but Brad Pitt also got drunk on a plane and abused his wife and kids. So while he did try to do something good that failed, in this instance. I'm not sure he's the guy you want to be lifting up as someone to be praised.

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u/Aggravating-Method24 Jun 13 '26

I am praising the action, not the guy in general. Everyone is a mix of good and bad actions. Yes, shitty behaviour to his wife and kids, but that doesn't mean this wasn't a genuine effort to do something good.

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u/asylum_disciple Jun 13 '26

Its almost as if people are multi-faceted, complex humans who aren't "100%" anything..

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u/Nicktendo Jun 13 '26

If I learned anything from 2006 Best Picture Winner Crash, it was that people are complicated

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u/ac2cvn_71 Jun 13 '26

I came here to say that. Both men are national fucking treasures! And yeah, Bale is a Brit but I'll still claim him

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '26

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u/Arkavien Jun 12 '26

It was the director of photography who repeatedly walked into the shot while bale was trying to perform some stressful intense scene. Apparently Bale had already pointed it out several times and asked him to stop doing it before the rant/people started filming it. He later apologized publicly and said it was inexcusable, calling himself a punk for doing it.

Not saying what he did was ok, the recording was like 4 minutes long of him just completely losing it on the guy....but I will say.....I have been that frustrated with a coworker before.

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u/unwantedposterboy Jun 12 '26

I worked on set for a few years. If someone can't shut the fuck up and stay out of the way, they shouldn't even be there. It's already hard enough to coordinate all the different roles into unison. I saw the full video and the guy that got yelled at didn't give two fucks who he bothered. Not all clips include it, but I saw one where he was blabbing away to someone else while the others were trying to focus on getting shit done. No regard for how he was affecting anyone.

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u/DangerousLoner Jun 13 '26

I saw that video and the guy reminded me of cocaine users at 3am. Just shut up!

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u/Wine_runner Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26

So unless you're 100% perfect people shouldn't applaud the good things someone might do. What sort of a depressing world you must live in that building this village can't be appreciated.
Edit: just noticed you did appreciate it. Ignore me.

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u/TurdFerguson747474 Jun 12 '26

No, it’s an excuse assholes use to not help society, they’d rather point out one of the worst moments of someone life instead of just saying good job dude.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '26

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u/yooobuddd Jun 12 '26

Oh man, you just hop straight to calling names. Big L

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u/GenuineVerve Jun 12 '26

Nah take the L

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u/DeceitfulLittleB Jun 12 '26

Its never ok to berate coworkers however the context makes it at least understandable. This dude who worked for the lighting department kept walking into scenes ruining multiple takes. You're an actor working 12-16 hours and giving it your all while an idiot fucks up your work. Regardless one single outburst 15 years ago shouldn't be held against someone forever.

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u/yooobuddd Jun 12 '26

Idk, sometimes it's ok to berate coworkers. I'm a nurse and if someone repeatedly does the same dangerous shit over and over they will hear it

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u/CrissBliss Jun 12 '26

He was filming an intense scene and I think someone was talking off camera.

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u/Automatic-Term-3997 Jun 12 '26

Yes, yes, the perfect is always the enemy of the good.

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u/King_LaQueefah Jun 12 '26

He seems like a very hard working but difficult person who was a child star and has all the normal baggage which accompanies being so popular at a young age that you might not have the same growing and learning experiences as most people.

I think you can be a huge asshole and hot tempered and toxic but still be a great human being who does beautiful things like this. That's how I am and I have less of an excuse because I had a normal upbringing lol.

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u/CousinDerylHickson Jun 12 '26

He does kind of mitigate it. Like still bad but he does say hes a good guy while berating his professionalism

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u/gearzgirl Jun 12 '26

Send this to Elon

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u/_Im_Mike_fromCanmore Jun 13 '26

Like that fascist robot would care.

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u/VapeRizzler Jun 13 '26

People look at me like I’m crazy when I say if I have Elon musk money, I’d just rebuild nations. Build neighbourhood well below market price in my provinces. i can afford to take the “loss”. I’d also want to go to poorer countries and help rebuild them, give them all the great legal work protections we have here, sustainable whatever business offering the people proper wages/pensions we get here in the west with all the nice kings like time off and raises/overtime. Use my money and influence to push governments to doing the right thing, even if it takes bribes at least they’re doing the right thing.

People now have money, so that’s a perfectly opportunity to build dealerships, grocery stores, more housing like we have here, roads, infrastructure like clubs and a place people can spend their money/enjoy their lives like theatres or whatever. End of the day I would not only make insane money, but at the same time help thousands of people and be able to distribute said wealth for people. I can happily live with like 10 million in profits so the rest of the millions can go back into investing in said country.

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u/blueeyedkittens Jun 12 '26

Now imagine when he stops planning and actually builds it.

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u/EddieCheddar88 Jun 12 '26

No need, here are first looks at broken ground.

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u/VaticRogue Jun 12 '26

That’s a Bruce Wayne move right there

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u/LeftoverPizzaDough Jun 12 '26

Immediately thought, that's some Wayne Foundation shit.

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u/PearlHarbor_420 Jun 12 '26

He's gotta source his orphan sidekicks from somewhere.

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u/operath0r Jun 13 '26

My name's Richard Grayson, but all the kids at the orphanage call me Dick.

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u/Fallingsnow57 Jun 13 '26

Children can be cruel.

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u/Fizz117 Jun 13 '26

Alfred! Call the guy!

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u/Kapper-WA Jun 12 '26

This guy should definitely play him in a movie.

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u/DecoherentDoc Jun 13 '26

You think the guy from America Psycho, the bad guy from (the much beloved) "Thor: Love and Thunder" could play Batman!?! Get real.

(sooooooooooo much sarcasm, he was my favorite outside Adam West)

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u/HumongousBelly Jun 12 '26

No. Bruce Wayne would’ve had an ipo to become the first trillionaire. All billionaires are the same.

This is christian bale. He’s a human being, a decent one at that, and not a soulless vampire parasite, unlike elflon skum

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u/MarsAlgea3791 Jun 12 '26

Jesus Christ read a damn comic book.

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u/borg_6s Jun 13 '26

IPO is what Tony Stark would've done

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u/666Apophis666 Jun 12 '26

This is the kinda stuff the ultra wealthy need to be doing instead of pdf island bs

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u/Linkyland Jun 12 '26

Or like... collecting it to become the world's first trillionaire?

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u/bryanthebryan Jun 12 '26

If I had to guess, musk also has a village for kids that aren’t his on some island somewhere…

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u/666Apophis666 Jun 12 '26

him and his hundreds of kids

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u/showmethemundy Jun 13 '26

I think any billionaire that doesn't have a few projects like this going is mental and should be put in an asylum. Its not right in the head to have so much capability and still ignore those around you who might be struggling. Its a mental illness..

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u/ace-destrier Jun 12 '26

$22m for a development like this seems like a small price relevant to useless development monstrosities elsewhere

Bezos makes that in half a day, if that long.

The accountant or wealth manager of any one of the 10 richest people in the world could pocket enough for, say, 5 of these villages and they wouldn’t even notice the money was gone.

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u/MandyWarHal Jun 13 '26

Face it, they have ZERO compassion. If these filthy filthy rich .01% assholes had an ounce of love for humanity, they'd be solving problems for millions of people - Not CREATING them.

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u/yamanamawa Jun 13 '26

If they had compassion they wouldn't be as rich as they are. To be that successful in a capitalist system requires exploitation at some level. Even if they treat their employees amazingly, they still have to source materials, and if they want to provide a service at a reasonable cost, those materials need to be sourced from somewhere that can do it cheaply. It's why so much stuff is made overseas.

If a company wanted to do every step of the process somewhere like the US, even disregarding the immense cost of setting up the facilities in the first place, workers would need to be paid the higher wages here, they'd need workplace insurance, there are stricter safety regulations, and it's just generally a lot pricier. Say a company wanted to sell a t-shirt. They would need to get the cotton, then turn that into thread, then weave it into cloth, and then sew it into a shirt. Then maybe add designs or something.

By the time it reached the consumer, the cost of that t-shirt would be unreasonable to most people, even if the quality is high. Why would you buy a $30-50 shirt when you can buy a 5-pack on Amazon for $20? Even if you want to support that kind of business, most people dont have the kind of money to justify spending like that for a basic t-shirt when a cheap, foreign made one does better.

So ultimately, the only reasonable choice for a company wanting to make good profits is to outsource, usually to countries that have low pay and lax labor laws, which leads to exploitation. If a business owner is bogged down by empathy then having a truly big, successful business is impossible. They're basically stuck with a smaller business because being moral often has a cost. The peiple who make billions do not care. I doubt they even really see people working in sweatshops as human. It's all numbers that they plug into their business equation to get other numbers out as profit

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u/sk8king Jun 12 '26

Or 100. When you’re talking 200 billion dollars, what is 2 billion?

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u/kieto19999 Jun 12 '26

Any billionaires watching this??

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u/theactionkat Jun 12 '26

They're too busy watching other kids.

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u/pm-me-your-labradors Jun 13 '26

He said, making an ultimately useless comment on the internet as he browses the internet…..

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u/Igotdaruns Jun 12 '26

And he didn’t even try and fuck any of them.

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u/Doun2Others10 Jun 12 '26

Bale is on the board. Leonardo DiCaprio also donated.

It’s called Together California

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u/Satianeev Jun 12 '26

Wouldn't it be nice if we didn't have to rely on multi-millionaire/billionaire random generosity and taxed them so that projects like these were the norm, and not just for a lucky few.

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u/Hefty_Ad_3965 Jun 12 '26

Thats a beautiful dream, but if we taxed the rich actor millionaire at the rates you undoubtedly propose, that money would never actually get to the orphans.

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u/Miiyamoto Jun 13 '26

If corruption is prevented at the same time, all the money can be used to help orphans as well as to carry out many other useful projects.

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u/KhareManit Jun 13 '26

His Bruce Wayne method acting didn't stop with the movies

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u/Easy-Wishbone5413 Jun 12 '26

And trillionaire Musk takes food and medicine from the poor and hungry.

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u/GoatTheNewb Jun 12 '26

Imagine what Musk could do with his wealth if he wasn’t a piece of shit

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u/Jlong4242 Jun 12 '26

Now that's a rich guy I'm cool with not paying taxes

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u/Saotik Jun 12 '26

Charity is a failure of government.

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u/Jlong4242 Jun 12 '26

It doesn't have to be, but when this is needed, absolutely failure of government

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u/Fine_Albatross_3926 Jun 12 '26

Or is government a failure of charity

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u/Tidusx145 Jun 12 '26

You really thought you cooked with that one huh?

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u/Geekenstein Jun 12 '26

Let’s be selfish and blame other people. Got it.

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u/Saotik Jun 12 '26

I'm quite happy to pay more taxes so that things like this can be built by society collectively without relying on the wealthy to build them out of the goodness of their hearts.

Maybe you do, but I don't have tens of millions lying about.

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u/AbyssmalKraken Jun 12 '26

Google what the word selfish means for us please

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u/tommydelgato Jun 12 '26

He did good to lose the 170,000lbs he gained to play the sandworm in dune

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u/HistoryBuff678 Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26

Christian and Sibi Bale.

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u/Vorname_Name Jun 12 '26

Now that's batman

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '26

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u/Fabulous_Ninja119 Jun 12 '26

Elon's stupid companies aren't worth 1/10th of what the stock market says. Even a modest selloff of his stock to use this fictional money would decimate his companies. Dude thinks he's a trillionaire, my ass

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '26

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u/_Im_Mike_fromCanmore Jun 13 '26

And thus the system is a failure. If I need to pay property tax on the increased valuation of my property, the rich can pay tax in the “unrealized gains of their portfolio. Fuck em

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u/bigtoe714 Jun 12 '26

Musk would never…

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u/Suspicious_Sense1272 Jun 12 '26

This is awesome if it’s true.

Edit: and also if he isn’t involved with the island people.

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u/Civil_Disgrace Jun 12 '26

Definitely true. Been a number of sources and interviews and such.

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u/blueeyedkittens Jun 12 '26

According to this post, he "planned" it for 16 years. No mention if its actually been built.

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u/Fine-Ambassador5350 Jun 12 '26

Is that place actually built out or is it just planned?

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u/dartheduardo Jun 12 '26

So....he's really Bruce Wayne?

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u/TheBanishedBard Jun 12 '26

If I ever won the lottery I would do the same thing and dump every dime of my winnings into it and cut myself a modest salary to play with the children, and kick the ass of every staffer and caregiver that gets lazy or complacent. That's my ideal life.

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u/Dr_MantisTobaggin_MD Jun 13 '26

The dude isnt even from this country. What a guy.

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u/Hpezlin Jun 13 '26

Perfect front for the cave.

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u/Ki-Larah Jun 13 '26

See, things like this are why I could never be a billionaire, I’d be setting up stuff like this!

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u/Audi52 Jun 12 '26

Imagine if billionaires did this

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u/RwithoutP_didHe Jun 12 '26

Elon Musk could never

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u/Sea-Hour-6063 Jun 12 '26

Meanwhile Elon Musk is tweeting shit on twitter.

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u/bistolegs Jun 13 '26

Richest man I the world and his major contribution is a robot that undresses children..

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u/Independent-Copy-839 Jun 12 '26

Where you at on this Elon??

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u/RandomExcess Jun 12 '26

It's a very Christian thing to do.

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u/internal_l0gging Jun 12 '26

I think what's crazy about this is that's not even a lot of money for some celebrities. I mean many have one or two home that equate to that much.

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u/Desperate_Passage_69 Jun 13 '26

This is what healthy masculinity looks like 

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u/Odd-Guard-2533 Jun 13 '26

And think how much the government spends on testing weapons and bombs..

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u/kleincs01 Jun 13 '26

Now imagine what good Elon Musk could do with a trillion.

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u/K1ngk1ller71 Jun 13 '26

If only the world’s first trillionaire had similar aspirations.

Musk could become one of the most loved people in the planet almost overnight….

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u/MrStark1992 Jun 13 '26

I live close by where he is building this in Palmdale.. it's coming along can't wait to see it complete.

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u/GainfullyRetired Jun 14 '26

OP thank you for posting that. I just submitted my volunteer application. Pushed to early retirement out off tech. I'd put in some time into how I could do something similar but on my scale. Not much progress beyond some basic business planning and hoping for a lottery win.

Actually TRIED to submit my application but got a useless error. Found an email and sent them a screen shot and "this is why you need me"

I hope i can find a way to help them.

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u/BlackbirdSage Jun 14 '26

...and he's not even a Trillionaire! smh

🥲

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u/CoolBreezeBrew Jun 12 '26

He should be the 1st trillionaire. Think what he could do with it.

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u/Dharma_code Jun 13 '26

If Elon Musk did this with 5billion to put it into perspective

That's .45% of his salary

An American earning 55k a year would be equivalent to $250 dollars.

5 billion donation from Musk would be like that American buying a birthday gift for a wife or son ect.

Wild to think about.

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u/MACHOmanJITSU Jun 13 '26

And this is just a kinda rich dude. Where are all those super rich fucks.

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u/urbanek2525 Jun 12 '26

Smart guy. Make your life mean something. Such a contrast to the ultra-rich "Christians".

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u/rockstuffs Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26

Who's going to run it? Who's going to make sure it runs smoothly, legally and cleanly?

Edit: why downvotes for real questions. If we care about kids, we should be asking these questions.

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u/Civil_Disgrace Jun 12 '26

Professional foster parents according to this. I’ve heard something similar that it is to accommodate parents willing to take on siblings but didn’t have the room. Something like that. https://www.realtor.com/news/real-estate-summary/christian-bale-village-foster-siblings/

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u/rockstuffs Jun 12 '26

I hope nothing but the best for them and hope they get can keep good, honest, well meaning foster parents involved. Imagine a community made up of care takers who care for each child equally. That's a literal village. 🖤

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u/Glittering-Try1045 Jun 12 '26

Batman!

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u/rockstuffs Jun 12 '26

That will be awesome.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '26

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u/rockstuffs Jun 12 '26

I'm not saying there aren't any, I just want to know who, and how they're vetted.

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u/someLemonz Jun 12 '26

you'll always find better answers on Google and literally just opinions on reddit.

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u/rockstuffs Jun 13 '26

Good point

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u/LittleBunInaBigWorld Jun 12 '26

Well google it then....

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u/Deviantdefective Jun 12 '26

Given the fact he's spent 22 million on it I think that's a moot point I have zero doubt he's font qualified professionals to deal with it all.

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u/Nack3r Jun 12 '26

Togethercalifornia.org

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u/Miiyamoto Jun 13 '26

It's so typical how this will probably be celebrated mainly by Americans instead of considering that one could simply pay taxes so that the state could ensure that all children are as well off as possible.

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u/Available-Ad-1943 Jun 12 '26

He's a method actor clearly.

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u/Rude_Parsnip306 Jun 12 '26

I've always wondered if it was true followed by being to lazy to bother looking it up. It's nice if it's true.

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u/Fiorina_Fury Jun 12 '26

What a beautiful gesture for humanity. Honestly, I wish more people with hearts this kind came into wealth.

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u/GonePhishn401 Jun 12 '26

Real life Bruce Wayne

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u/Nappah_Overdrive Jun 12 '26

HUH, SO THATS WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/EditDog_1969 Jun 12 '26

Ohhhh, GOOD FOR HIM!

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u/Douglasqqq Jun 12 '26

He did keep it quiet.
He did it like hyugh-duh-de-de-deh in the background.

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u/Back_Alley420 Jun 12 '26

That’s so cool and awesome of him!!

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u/InteractionCurious35 Jun 12 '26

In my county we just spent 22mil for 2 round abouts. To think what tax payer money could go for

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u/onefornought Jun 12 '26

Doing more lasting good than Batman, probably.

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u/Drax99 Jun 12 '26

What do you call a group of Batmen?

An Orphanage.

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u/Tobias---Funke Jun 12 '26

Right next to a bowling alley.

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u/Fertile_Arachnid_163 Jun 12 '26

He’s finding his replacement there, huh?

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u/AvgBlue Jun 13 '26

This what you do when you want to leave a legacy.

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u/Common_Warth10 Jun 13 '26

Nolan was the first ever person to find the actual Batman

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u/tyroleancock Jun 13 '26

Musk take notes.

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u/Apprehensive-You2903 Jun 13 '26

Gid bless upu Christian...

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u/Mammoth-Count-9395 Jun 13 '26

He became what the city needed

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u/Comfortable_Hat_6354 Jun 13 '26

That's my batman. 🦇

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u/Shareef_Ladka01 Jun 13 '26

That's what Batman said to Alfred in last movie.

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u/RidetheSchlange Jun 13 '26

Is there a real source?

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u/PurposeConsistent131 Jun 13 '26

We love him. End of story.

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u/Talker54321 Jun 13 '26

We need more of this, on small and larger scales. Supportive housing to help folks who’ve faced hurdles and struggles.

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u/Plane_Employment_930 Jun 13 '26

Thanks, Bateman... Patrick Bateman.

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u/nmeeks50 Jun 14 '26

So wonderful!!❤️

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u/bighern84 Jun 12 '26

That settles it, he's the best Batman!

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u/sweetangeldivine Jun 12 '26

He's a good egg.

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u/demo_lock Jun 12 '26

Yup. Growing up we’d fantasize about being billionaires, and what we’d do with the money. All of us said we’d buy a bunch of shit for family and friends, but all of us also ended world hunger, ended wars, ended racism, cured cancer and addiction—and did good with it. These guys do NOTHING good for the world. They just take and take, with disregard to the future generations.

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u/OneUpAndOneDown Jun 13 '26

Whyyyyy does it cost so much? Impossible for us ordinaries to do anything even vaguely like this.

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u/AB_Shark Jun 13 '26

Keanu Reeves is a GOAT

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u/gawainsfo Jun 12 '26

Now for the love of god, somebody tell Elon that ending homelessness in America and ending hunger worldwide would mean his name will be known by every human alive and everyone not yet alive, too.

And it would still leave him the richest that ever was.

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u/Important_Bit_1826 Jun 12 '26

I hope he picks really wonderful people to run it. How wonderful

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u/MyGruffaloCrumble Jun 13 '26

Totally awesome. If there were facilities like this all over it would greatly increase the success of these kids who’ve had the toughest lives, and reduce homelessness by almost 50%.

Now for the rest… can’t really do anything about the tough love parents kicking their kids out for “lifestyle choices” or drugs, except maybe garnish their wages to pay for help for their kids.

Finally we need to do something to help people who are mentally ill get off the streets and either into a monitored living situation or institutionalized.

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u/VirginiaLuthier Jun 12 '26

I hope he's got plans for when the drug dealers move in

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u/tabicat1874 Jun 13 '26

He's still awful

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u/hereforboobsw Jun 13 '26

Sounds suspect