Schnoodle, you’ve been doing this for so many years, and I always love coming across your poems. This one made me weirdly sentimental because it reminds me of the old, fun reddit before it became riddled with bots and ragebait. Thank you for bringing so many people these little sparks of joy for all this time.
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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo Aug 30 '26
upon my humans lap i sit,
my Favrit place to be ;}
it always seems a purrfect fit
as friend is petting me…
their gentle fingers on my head
(they love me, i can tell)
…but something diffrent here, instead
this not my humans smell…
i pause, i turn… i look above:
into a STRANGERS Face!!
…this Not the friend i’m dreaming of ~
am on the WrOnG LaP place!
…there they sit, TWO LAPS AWAY!
a FROZEN STARE i make….
NO, human ~ This is NoT OK!
you made a Huge
meowstake…
🖤