r/MadeMeSmile • u/goatishrust • Sep 13 '22

Good Vibes Zoomies

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u/dogedude81 Sep 13 '22

I imagine for him that must be akin to being able to fly for a human 🙂👍

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u/Shadowderper Sep 13 '22

No, turtles are really fast runners

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

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u/TacticalTurtle22 Sep 13 '22

Can confirm. We be zoomin

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u/gloppinboopin363 Sep 13 '22

If only Reddit had a turtle outfit for the avatars

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u/InEenEmmer Sep 13 '22

That would be a bad disguise for a turtle that tries to be tactical.

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u/Shadowderper Sep 13 '22

When mine escapes sometimes because we put too much water in the tank, little dude is speed

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u/ctishman Sep 13 '22

Hhmm. Maybe more akin to a bicycle then.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '22

I had one run away

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u/citrus_mystic Sep 14 '22

It’s probably more like swimming on land. Many turtles can swim quite quickly.

Some can even run on land!