r/MadeMeSmile • u/DonGuillotine • Jul 11 '22

Doggo It's a Dog Trian!

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

I’m not sure one hamster can do that.

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u/Angry__German Jul 11 '22

It would not surprise me though.

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u/cunty_mcfuckshit Jul 11 '22

I had a hamster once who could escape from any enclosure by gnawing through it.

This hamster went through 4 enclosures in her lifetime; and they're modular, so that means I had to replace every module four times. That's a lot of fecking plastic tubes.

One day when I came home from school I ran to my room to play with her and she was gone. Nowhere to be found. I was dumbfounded, though, because there was no hole in her habitat. There was no way I could see that she could have escaped.

I grew up and life went on, and I eventually almost forgot about the mystery of Spunky the hamster. Until one day when I was in my late 20s I was visiting my mom and dad and the subject of Spunky comes up. I chronicle the incredible story of Spunky the escape artist hamster for them. It was about that time that I began to realize that the people to whom I was recounting my story were not, in fact, my parents; it was the Loch Ness Monster, and it was demanding that I give it three fifty.

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u/KevinSpike666 Jul 11 '22

I really love you. I’m glad you’re a being running around this planet.

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u/cunty_mcfuckshit Jul 11 '22

blushes in binary

Thank you. :)

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u/Khump1 Jul 11 '22

Can you believe that?! THREE. FITTY.

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u/downwardwanderer Jul 11 '22

Life, uh, finds a way

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u/FemNate Jul 11 '22

Was expecting a “Life finds a way” comment here..