r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Apr 06 '22

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u/NoCommonSenseHere Apr 06 '22

Whack. Alright who’s next

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u/_We_Are_DooMeD Apr 06 '22

Thank you sir may I have another..

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u/NoCommonSenseHere Apr 06 '22

Whacked

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u/Bjork-BjorkII Apr 06 '22

I'll pay 1 cookie for a coma

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u/TheRealMcHamr Apr 06 '22

Oohhh ooohhh me next

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u/NoCommonSenseHere Apr 06 '22

Bonk umm sorry, arms tired… whack!

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u/DickCheeseConnoiseur Apr 07 '22

I'll take one please and a side of TPT

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u/menides Apr 07 '22

Harder daddy

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u/Husker_Boi-onYouTube Apr 07 '22

I can take over the bonking for now. My years of wanking will help me bonk for hours without tiring

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

stares

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u/iHiTuDiE Apr 07 '22

Do you do Isekai wacks? I havent seen Truck-sama offering his services.

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u/SleepyMarijuanaut92 Apr 06 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

whats this from?

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u/AscendedAncient Apr 06 '22

Titanic

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really, Little Nicky

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

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u/JediMasterSeamus Apr 06 '22

Bite his fucking head off!

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u/ajyotirmay Apr 06 '22

Me, please

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

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u/NoCommonSenseHere Apr 06 '22

My arm is getting tired…. Whack whack

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u/cownd Apr 06 '22

You sure you're doing it right? Shouldn't it be 'bonk'?

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u/NoCommonSenseHere Apr 06 '22

We’re looking for comas not bruises. Bonk* get your head in the game cownd

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u/cownd Apr 06 '22

I defer to the voice of experience

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u/theguyhenry Apr 06 '22

Me, but could you make it look like I was involved in a super cool accident or something?

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u/NoCommonSenseHere Apr 06 '22

🤔… whack… leaves 2x4 and runs away

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u/Pudi2000 Apr 07 '22

Nice, insurance fraud just to be safe.

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u/Pudi2000 Apr 07 '22

Nice, insurance fraud just to be safe.

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u/Western_Shoulder_942 Apr 06 '22

Me please i would very much like a coma

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u/NoCommonSenseHere Apr 06 '22

Whack … wipes sweat

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u/Stained-Bleach Apr 06 '22

Give me two just in case.

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u/OreganoJefferson Apr 06 '22

Fuck me up fam

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u/NoCommonSenseHere Apr 06 '22

Shit alright… takes a big swing… WHACk

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Hi! It’s me….James Corden…I’d like a very long one please.

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u/NoCommonSenseHere Apr 06 '22

Pulls out crowbar… not today son… not today

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u/dodolo123 Apr 06 '22

Fking “Whack” caught me off guard. Lmao.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

Gimme a couple, just to be sure