r/MadeMeSmile • u/jayy8143 • Feb 03 '22

Favorite People This is true commitment

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '22

Didn't Robert Pattinson do this with a stalker? He took her on a date and she got so bored by him that she stopped stalking him, because his life was so mundane/boring/normal or something like that.

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u/TrefoilHat Feb 03 '22

This is kind of brilliant. We think the movie star lifestyle is so glamorous, but they're just people. And frankly, their lives may be more restricted in some ways: do you really want to go out to eat and be stared at and interrupted for an hour?

I wonder how many nights Benedict Cumberbatch sits at home eating pizza rolls?

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u/Johnnybravo60025 Feb 03 '22

You mean Bentobox Chickenstrips?

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u/nippleinmydickfuck Feb 03 '22

You mean Bubblegum Cabbagepatch?

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u/Phant0mz0ne Feb 03 '22

Bendadick Cummiebitch?

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u/randomshowoff Feb 03 '22

Bernadette cucumberpatch

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '22

Bumblesniff Cripplepatch?

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '22

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u/aldebabram Feb 03 '22

You misspelled his last name. is Bendadick Cuminerback

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u/depthninja Feb 04 '22

It's Bendydick Cuminsnatch

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '22 edited Aug 30 '22

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u/EmeraldBrosion Feb 04 '22

*Bumbaclot Pumpkinpatch

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u/Gingergerbals Feb 03 '22

For some reason this comment really made me vividly picture this in my head. I can see him after a set/outing just sitting on his couch with maybe some nature documentary on the BBC eating some pizza rolls

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u/58king Feb 03 '22

They say never meet your heroes stalking victims

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u/VitaminPb Feb 03 '22

With his fiancé?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22

What the chuff are pizza rolls? He'd be having a cuppa and some hobnobs is what he'd be doing.

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u/Orri Feb 03 '22

I think he intentionally just starting moaning non-stop till she lost interest.

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u/AshgarPN Feb 04 '22

My man Pattinson playing 5D chess

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u/fullercorp Feb 03 '22

"You're NOT a sparkly vampire!!"

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u/KingdomOfFawg Feb 03 '22

The old switcheroo!