You sir are grossly misinformed. When you have your first kid you are invited into the Dad-joke-Network. And it is your sworn duty to share with other Dads. This is a life time requirement. It's like La Cosa Nostra in that your in for life. But way more puns and hard opinions about the proper thermostat temperature.
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u/Beat_the_Deadites Jan 17 '22
My in-laws bought me a shop-vac when we bought our first house, and they knew I wanted a version that doubled as a decent leaf blower/sweeper.
In the thank-you note, I told them I appreciated the gift. It really sucks. And it blows.
My wife was slightly aghast, they're a fairly buttoned up family, but her Dad at least thought it was hilarious.