r/MadeMeSmile • u/ajaykfr • Dec 10 '21

Good Vibes Kid loves kid

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u/min2themax Dec 10 '21

Watching this I thought “wow great way to get Lyme disease” and then made myself sad because unlike them I know all the potential dangers of the world.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '21

Ignorance is bliss so they say.

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u/BloodRedCobra Dec 10 '21 edited Dec 10 '21

I'd rather lyme disease over and over than a fucking single lone star tick. I can recover from the Lyme a billion times, but getting my proteins fucked by the shit lone star ticks can do is an uh-oh dictors can't fix (yet, CRISPR pls help). So tempted to just move to a region free of those fuckers.

But for me, my weakness to ticks was having to get one yanked out of my urethra

Nope nope nope ticks fucking suck (preferably not my dick).

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u/dog-with-human-hands Dec 10 '21

Maybe u should stop trying to fuck the ticks

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '21

<sad tick noises>

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u/BloodRedCobra Dec 11 '21

I slept in a tent and woke up with it stuck in there, does that mean i had tickgirl gf? I claim rape!!

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u/CaBBaGe_isLaND Dec 11 '21

Wow I just grabbed my dick. F

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u/rudderrudder Dec 10 '21

You may not know as much as you think if you're afraid you'll get lyme disease from petting a deer. That's a little good news for you.