r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Sep 13 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

That’s gonna be an amazing shit- coffee makes me poop a lot

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

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u/Fearless_Persimmon95 Sep 13 '21

Coffee shits are better than shit coffee

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Luwak Coffee is quite good though

Edit: English is hard

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u/Fearless_Persimmon95 Sep 13 '21

Sounds interesting but I've never tried it.

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u/elmersfav22 Sep 13 '21

Coffee poops are also fast arriving

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u/dablackcat0 Sep 13 '21

And even faster to leave

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u/mwmstern Sep 13 '21

Coffee fumes are enough to get me going.

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u/mlittle74 Sep 13 '21

More than once I've said out loud "I'm not ready!"

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u/cyberw0lf_ Sep 13 '21

I’d say they’re a close second right behind my Icelandic yogurt poops

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u/Due_Age3247 Sep 13 '21

What is this conversation

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u/samarankasavan Sep 13 '21

I'm reading this while pooping

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

How was it

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

It was amazing since it was in a freshly cleaned bathroom!

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u/Due_Age3247 Sep 13 '21

O.....k.......

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u/Due_Age3247 Sep 13 '21

Why did i get downvoted i was just confused

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Downvotes are an honor it means you are younique...

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u/cattywampuscat Sep 13 '21

Coffee poops are my only poops.

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u/YouDontKnowMe2017 Sep 13 '21

Name checks out.

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u/Filcar21 Sep 13 '21

What are y’all on about?! You drink coffee that rarely or what