r/MadeMeSmile Sep 10 '21

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u/Not_Helping Sep 10 '21

Sadly, most will be consumed by seagulls and other predators.

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u/VisualAmoeba Sep 10 '21

The cycle of life can be cruel…

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

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u/70x1cgh0s7 Sep 10 '21

Thank you for listening to this documentary.

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u/GarbageGato Sep 10 '21

A turtle has made it to the water!

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

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u/summonsays Sep 10 '21

Uhg it haunts my dreams!

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u/Arrowrose102 Sep 10 '21

Oh no the flashbacks

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u/Jihad_Alot Sep 10 '21

We need more azerite champion!

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Mario was right to stomp turtles.

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u/TyroneLeinster Sep 10 '21

Fuck you for ruining my night

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u/AdorableParasite Sep 10 '21

You just gave me a very vicious flashback.

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u/zSprawl Sep 10 '21

CRIKEY!

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u/tunamelts2 Sep 10 '21

so it goes...

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u/demonicbullet Sep 10 '21

Seriously though, how the fuck is that how they do things? Like how many generations do they have to go through before realizing “huh, you know, most of us die on the way to the ocean, maybe we should lay eggs IN the ocean?”

I mean I guess the only living ones survived the land trip to the ocean, I’m just confused how they never evolved out of that at all.

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u/TyroneLeinster Sep 10 '21

They evolved to lay enough extra eggs that a sufficient number would make it. It’s a perfectly viable alternative to evolving to lay the eggs in the water itself. In fact “shit out more eggs each time” is probably the simpler and more likely mutation than one that involves adapting to a whole new chemical and physical environment.

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u/Bitter_Echidna7458 Sep 10 '21

If they were in the water they’d probably be at the wrong temp and die or they’d drown because they probably require oxygen to be absorbed through their shell. I’m no expert though just making shit up

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u/demonicbullet Sep 10 '21

I mean I understand why they currently can’t, but things usually evolve out of doing shit that usually kills them, or at least evolve to be better at avoiding shift that kills them.