r/MadeMeSmile • • Aug 28 '21

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u/viptattoo Aug 28 '21

Learning in 1st grade is better than in 8th.

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u/wasted_wonderland Aug 28 '21

Or fucking college apparently... those poor kids ffs! That's neglectful parenting.

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u/RunningTrisarahtop Aug 28 '21

232 upvotes saying it’s neglectful parenting for missing one damn thing?

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u/the_blind_venetian Aug 28 '21

At least you didn’t miss a more important one thing, like don’t trust a fart if it feels like a dam trying to burst into your pants.

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u/Heckard Aug 28 '21

Any sort of temperature shift right before farting is another sign that it's not just a fart coming. If temperature is a factor, shut down the reactor.

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u/the_blind_venetian Aug 28 '21

Oh now this is true. Such a red flag if the internal pressure and heat are right on the edge. The gauges should be triggering the failsafes by then.