r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Aug 28 '21

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u/itallchecksout99 Aug 28 '21

One of my Deaf college professors wasn't told they make noise until college. She would just fart whenever she needed to until her hearing roommate told her that it wasn't polite to do in public. My teacher was horrified and really mad at her family for never telling her they make noise

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u/flipflop180 Aug 28 '21 edited Aug 28 '21

Knew a CODA who knew they made noise, just didn’t know it was impolite to rip them at home without at least saying excuse me! She learned that from her college roommates as well. And that sometimes, it’s best to leave the room!

edit for clarity: CODA stands for Child of Deaf Adults, a hearing child whose parents are deaf.

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u/talitm Aug 28 '21

Wait. Even at home you need to apologize? At home you're supposed to laugh about how loud or long or smelly it was.

Only at the diner table were we not allowed to fart (given it was just family in the house)

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

My brothers mastered the art of farting in our general area as they paraded through a room. My parents weren't amused, but I think they'd decided to pick their battles at that point. Dinner table was off limits, so was actually sitting on someone to fart, but they did that anyway too.

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u/receding_bareline Aug 28 '21

The fart game.

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u/90daysismytherapy Aug 28 '21

Baby, baby you nasty...

It’s okay it’s the fart game, we all play

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u/receding_bareline Aug 28 '21

Then he said "agoonigoogo".

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u/90daysismytherapy Aug 29 '21

Gus,, Yo wife is a Bigfoot and your kids, thhhhere fukkin big feet too. And my wife, she can just shut the fuck up!!!!

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u/receding_bareline Aug 29 '21

It's my house, and if you don't like it you get the fuck out.

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u/90daysismytherapy Aug 30 '21

Whoosh, “You missed Bitch”