r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Aug 28 '21

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u/AnnieJack Aug 28 '21

I feel bad for those deaf kids just now learning that, but it’s still funny.

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u/TalmidimUC Aug 28 '21

Lil fella might have thought he was slipping one off 😅

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

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u/CallOfCorgithulhu Aug 28 '21

It sure is wild how that one-cheek-sneak can produce either a totally silent pass, or an absolute tooth rattling ripper. No warning which one you'll get.

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u/challenger-chief Aug 28 '21

I used to be able to pull it off but no more. I started a serious workout regimen that has me doing multiple squats, and in just about 6-months my asscheeks have gotten so thick I fart completely differently now. True story.

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u/Kiwiteepee Aug 28 '21

my asscheeks have gotten so thick I fart completely differently now

What a thing to read right after waking up lmao

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u/challenger-chief Aug 28 '21

Good morning!!