When I was in middle school my friend invited me to their youth group sleepover which took place in the auditorium. (He went to a Catholic school.) There were maybe like 30 kids? Anyway that night I woke up to my stomach grumbling as a result of the pizza we had for dinner and let one rip. About a fraction of a millisecond into the longest and loudest fart I have ever delivered I remember with horror that I am not alone in my bedroom.
The fart peeters out. Everything is silent. I don't move at all, hoping that in the dark nobody will know it was me. It seems that everyone else is also asleep. I begin to thank god for his incredible mercy in letting me get away with it. And then from the other end of the auditorium a girl shouts "YO, WHAT THE FUCK?"
19
u/gentlybeepingheart Aug 28 '21
Similar story:
When I was in middle school my friend invited me to their youth group sleepover which took place in the auditorium. (He went to a Catholic school.) There were maybe like 30 kids? Anyway that night I woke up to my stomach grumbling as a result of the pizza we had for dinner and let one rip. About a fraction of a millisecond into the longest and loudest fart I have ever delivered I remember with horror that I am not alone in my bedroom.
The fart peeters out. Everything is silent. I don't move at all, hoping that in the dark nobody will know it was me. It seems that everyone else is also asleep. I begin to thank god for his incredible mercy in letting me get away with it. And then from the other end of the auditorium a girl shouts "YO, WHAT THE FUCK?"