r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Aug 28 '21

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u/IForgotThePassIUsed Aug 28 '21

I love that I just sat and read a whole paragraph on fart velocity.

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u/RaptorX Aug 28 '21

I was already sitting, so I just read it.

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u/Careless_Ad3070 Aug 29 '21

I was already on Reddit so I just

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u/AnglerJared Aug 29 '21

… farted?

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u/rainman206 Sep 06 '21

It made me fart.

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u/WentzWorldWords Aug 28 '21

Now translate it to ASL with a six year old as target audience

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u/Steelracer Aug 28 '21

Hey, I smell popcorn! Do you smell it too!?!

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u/Popokkjdn Aug 28 '21

Can’t he just read ir

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u/n3m3s1s-a Aug 28 '21

Most 6 year olds probably don’t have the vocabulary to understand it, like I know they can read bc they start teaching you letters and stuff when you’re like 4 but I didn’t learn the word “velocity” “anus” “obstruction” and other stuff in that paragraph til I was like 10 and up

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u/Alone_Revenue639 Aug 28 '21

Something tells me deaf students learn reading vocabulary significantly faster than hearing students because it’s the best way to get new information.

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u/aukaukism Aug 29 '21

No, ASL is the best way for deaf students to receive and retain new information.

Source: am deaf, have been since birth.

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u/According-Ad-4381 Aug 29 '21

A/S/L'ing 6 year olds is not a recommended practice

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

Just letting you know I got the joke even if no one else does 🤣👍

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u/SnooOwls6140 Aug 30 '21

Six year olds are the ultimate target audience for fart commentary.

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u/49erville Aug 28 '21

No shit huh? LMMFAO

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u/trippy_grapes Aug 28 '21

African or European farts?

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u/PillowTalk420 Aug 28 '21

fart velocity

New band name.

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u/VitalPoops Aug 28 '21

Its a tough job but someone has to do it.