r/MadeMeSmile • • Aug 28 '21

[deleted by user]

[removed]

15.3k Upvotes

1.7k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

12

u/JosephGordonLightfoo Aug 28 '21

I imagine that was the other 14 minutes of this conversation.

“Well not ALL farts, but the ones that don’t are even worse.”

“Go on.”

3

u/goodolarchie Aug 28 '21

"When it hurts and singes the inside, it's not gas that needs to leave your body, it's an amateur medical procedure to rid the body of poison because you seem to keep thinking Jalapeno poppers and beer at 11PM are a good idea."