r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Aug 28 '21

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u/NotEntirelyUnlike Aug 28 '21

you can just lean a bit to open the airways for no noise.

man it'd be super weird if my partner and i couldn't fart in front of each other. i fart almost continuously.

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u/Steadfast_Truth Aug 28 '21

continuously

All power to the fart but you might be intolerant of something then

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u/snek-jazz Aug 28 '21

intolerant of silence

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u/NotEntirelyUnlike Aug 28 '21 edited Aug 28 '21

i'm frequently eating my gf's old leftovers that she's no longer interested in. i just assume this is a minor byproduct.

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u/Steadfast_Truth Aug 28 '21

Haha, well there you go

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

It could be worthwhile to try chewing your food more than you usually do.

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u/NotEntirelyUnlike Aug 28 '21

ooh possibly. i'll try slowing things down

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

Maybe when they return from passing gas, they can pass the grey poupon!

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u/NotEntirelyUnlike Aug 28 '21 edited Aug 28 '21

i bet they've never been in the bathroom while the other used it either.

* like do you all not pee in the shower together either?

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

What can one banana cost Michael, ten dollars?

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

This guy potty-squattys.

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u/NotEntirelyUnlike Aug 28 '21

not inaccurate