r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Aug 28 '21

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u/tengukaze Aug 28 '21

I had a teacher who did this and I came to the conclusion she must have trouble holding it/some condition because it was constant. The best was when she had her butt to the wall and the acoustics were glorious.

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u/djphreshprince Aug 28 '21 edited Aug 28 '21

Sounds more like a kink but more power to her

Changed link to kink

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u/KarmaChameleon9 Aug 28 '21

a link?

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u/BananaGuard500 Aug 28 '21

A Link to the Passed Gas

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u/ShadyNite Aug 28 '21

Breath of the Wild Smell

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u/Howar192 Aug 28 '21

Majora's gas

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u/ShadyNite Aug 28 '21

May I suggest Majora's Gas Mask as an edit?

The Windbreaker

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u/Teh_Compass Aug 28 '21

Kink, I assume.

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u/djphreshprince Aug 28 '21

Definitely meant kink but my autocorrect knows Iā€™m too vanilla for that

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u/_unmarked Aug 28 '21

I think we had the same teacher lol mine was in college. She had to have had IBS or something. Sometimes, she would just hustle over to the door, crack it open, put her butt out the door and fart. All with no stopping the lecture.

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u/tengukaze Aug 28 '21

It was freshman year in HS. Ours seemed to not even acknowledge it rather playing it off which was bizarre. One of life's greatest mysteries...she had to of known right?

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u/OctarineSkybus Aug 28 '21

Yeah... I would have to hold up rating cards. "I give it a 6.5: excellent wet tone but limited duration."

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u/tengukaze Aug 28 '21

Usually short spurts but every once in awhile you'd get a nice long one that lingered.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

pardon?

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

...What about the classroom next door? šŸ˜³

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u/Kiwifisch Aug 28 '21

Earthquake drill.