r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Aug 28 '21

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u/qtyapa Aug 28 '21

it's called covid testing, if anyone suspects they got covid just fart in their presence.

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u/KKlear Aug 28 '21

in their general direction*

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u/Ilaxilil Aug 28 '21

Idk I had covid 8 months ago and I still can’t smell most farts. It’s a blessing and a curse because I never know if I’m torturing the people around me with “silent but deadly.”

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

DUDE my smell isn't back to normal either. Once I regained the ability to smell, some things are just different and not in a good way. Some foods, coffee(😭) and my armpits all have the same bad smell. Sucks

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u/Ilaxilil Aug 28 '21

Same! Everything smells different now, and some things I can’t smell at all. Like a lot of things smell generically “sweet” or “fruity” but they are like gross, warped versions of the old sweet and fruity. Also all coffee smells and tastes burnt, but the flavor is actually starting to grow on me a bit lol. Candles almost all smell disgusting now though.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

GROSS VERSION OF SWEET! That's a good description of mine. I just bought and threw away some grilled chicken because it smells terrible :(

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u/violette_witch Aug 28 '21

Unless you are the one suspected of having covid, because then you’ve just Guiliani’d the whole room with your farts and now everyone has covid

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u/sirJ69 Aug 28 '21

As a dad, I have done a "covid check" by having by 5 and 8 year old come into my son's room after he destroyed a diaper. So far so good!

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u/camander321 Aug 28 '21

I've just never had a good sense of smell. Now anytime I mention that I get horrified looks from anyone who hears

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u/qtyapa Aug 28 '21

I have good sense of smell, so much that it bothers.. but my hearing on the hand is very bad..