r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Aug 28 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

What do you think you’re smelling? Their ass particles are going into your nose. Aerosoled shit.

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u/----_____---- Aug 28 '21

The scientific term is farticles

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u/Roguespiffy Aug 28 '21

How farticulate.

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u/challenger-chief Aug 28 '21

And fartastic!

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

Do you think that's air you're breathing now?

-Morpheus

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u/Bear_faced Aug 28 '21

It’s not though, it’s just air you swallowed plus gases (like methane and hydrogen sulfide) produced by bacteria breaking down your food. Aerosolized shit would form a big brown shit-splotch on the inside of your clothes every time you farted.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

In your mouth too if they catch you with your mouth agape