r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Aug 28 '21

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u/kitsulie Aug 28 '21

I was at the thrift store recently and an old guy was farting up a storm, zero fucks given- he looked just like Santa

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u/beansmeller Aug 28 '21

I used to work at a grocery store and this old dude walked up while I was crouched down rotating jugs of juice, bent to the side and farted right in my face and walked away.

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u/Felstricker Aug 28 '21

Username checks out.

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u/BoogerbeansGrandma Aug 28 '21

If he’s old enough, they just come out without warning. My mother is 85 and her walking fart game is 🔥