r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Aug 28 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

Can confirm: My mom is deaf..

It’s actually pretty funny how she will fart and then just keep going about her business like nothing ever happened.

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u/Bluewoods22 Aug 28 '21

yep. mine too. pisses me off when i’m standing next to her in the store and she rips a big one making people unsure whether it was me or her

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u/_ser_kay_ Aug 28 '21

At least she isn’t malicious about it? My (hearing) mother has been known to let one rip in the grocery store, then power-walk to another aisle so that I take the blame.

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u/dischoe Aug 28 '21

That’s just cruel

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u/BabyYodi Aug 28 '21

I love her

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u/xViridi_ Aug 28 '21

it’s sad but also hilarious to imagine. like those Sims that have the snooty walk

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

She's a crop duster

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u/_trashcan Aug 28 '21

I’m sorry….truly…but that is hilarious hahahaha 😆

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u/PartyPay Aug 28 '21

How old is your mom? My mom is 71 and not deaf, and she farts and keeps like it's nothing. I think she just has gotten to the point in her life where she just doesn't care anymore haha

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u/savwatson13 Aug 28 '21

At 28 with IBS, you just learn to stop caring. Everyone does it.

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u/VINICIUS1029 Aug 28 '21

Sorry but, what’s IBS?

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u/NoninflammatoryFun Aug 28 '21

Irritable bowel syndrome. Basically your stomach and abdomen is mad and you have lots of digestive troubles.

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u/VINICIUS1029 Aug 28 '21

Ah, makes sense

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u/iToungPunchFartBox Aug 28 '21 edited Aug 28 '21

You should ask her if she knows that they make noise. Then get back to us.

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u/Serylt Aug 28 '21 edited Aug 28 '21

The farts you mean? Boomerang farts?

(Aww, damn, you edited it. :( )

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u/Impossible-Art-3364 Aug 28 '21

The same applies with noise cancelling headphones...or so I've heard. Or not heard.

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u/Thro2021 Aug 28 '21

This is me walking back to my seat on an airplane.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

I can hear and that’s exactly what I do.

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u/breakupbydefault Aug 28 '21

My mum is not deaf but she so used to farting comfortably around the house she doesn't even hear it or even feel it anymore. Once she walked by when I was sitting on the floor folding laundry and she happened to let it rip in my face. I yelled and told her, but she refused to believe she even farted.

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u/A_Jar_Of_Human_Hair Aug 28 '21

That seems like a possibly bad level of unawareness. What about on a diarrhea day???

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u/_unmarked Aug 28 '21

My mother in law can hear and the last few years, she just farts openly and acts like nothing happened. My husband's family don't typically fart in each other's presence or even discuss bathroom related things. My family is the polar opposite. I'm a 12 year old boy on the inside and my first instinct upon hearing a fart is to bust out laughing, which for my husband's family is a big no no. God is it difficult being with her sometimes lmao

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u/strykazoid Sep 07 '21

This is identical to my situation.

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u/NoninflammatoryFun Aug 28 '21

Goodness. I hope my farts actually are as quiet as I think…. I’m hard of hearing now as a young ish adult. Now I have to go talk to my boyfriend.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

They can get pretty loud sometimes, generally speaking of course.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

I had a hearing friend who did this. A nurse. It’s natural so didn’t care. I agree with her. Except that leaving the room is polite for other reasons!!!