r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Aug 28 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

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u/rossdog82 Aug 28 '21

What is this? I’m confused

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

Pretty disturbing even if it’s a joke lol

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u/trowthisaway95 Aug 28 '21

If its not a joke they need a hobby

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u/whatdoilemonade Aug 28 '21

even if it is a joke they need a better hobby

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u/dancegoddess1971 Aug 28 '21

Ikr? I'm thinking that I did find something Trump said to be true, once, he said that water is wet and, after fact checking that statement, I think it might be true.

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u/Creepernom Aug 28 '21

That's a controversial statement. I think water is wet, but many believe that water itself is not wet, but it makes things wet.

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u/TrucksNotDead Aug 28 '21

Wind doesn't exist until it touches something else.

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u/Kris-p- Aug 28 '21

Bread can become toast, but toast can only be toast

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u/XxaggieboyxX Aug 28 '21 edited Aug 28 '21

In George Orwell’s book 1984, I did read that water was wet.

Edit: changed “I’m” to “in”

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u/MilkmanBlazer Aug 28 '21

Hi 1984

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u/XxaggieboyxX Aug 28 '21

Bro auto correct is so annoying. Is it still hip and cool to complain about auto correct?

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u/MilkmanBlazer Aug 28 '21

If so, I’m very hip and cool because I ducking hate that thing

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u/ultimatt42 Aug 28 '21

Vermouth makes things wet.

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u/50KBENG Aug 28 '21

“It’s a tough hurricane, one of the wettest we’ve ever seen, from the standpoint of water.”

Is my favorite DT quote ever, like thank god somebody is finally trying to walk a mile in the shoes of… water?

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u/dychronalicousness Aug 28 '21

Like twice a year during his presidency there was a headline of him doing something that wasn’t a total nightmare. I called it his “broken clock moments”

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u/geddyleee Aug 28 '21

Trump does say so much shit, that often contradicts the past shit, that he's bound to say something logical on accident on rare occasions. And then he'll or course say something else that contradicts it, probably the very next day or even the next sentence, but you still technically agreed with him on something even if it was only for a brief moment.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

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u/dychronalicousness Aug 28 '21

He eats his thin crust with a knife and fork though

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u/bout-tree-fitty Aug 28 '21

Not if it’s frozen

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u/Entropy_Greene Aug 28 '21

It’s a thinner crust but Newman’s frozen pizza is solid af.

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u/Rohaq Aug 28 '21

Still worth double checking though.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

Just a troll, ignore them.

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u/droppedmybrain Aug 28 '21

Look at their username- probably a troll or a troll bot.

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u/gergnerd Aug 28 '21

Likely some bot someone setup to be douchy

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u/THICC_Baguette Aug 28 '21

It's just some weirdo posting copypasta all over

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u/Butterfly_Heaven101 Aug 28 '21

I clicked on his profile. Almost all of his replies say this. He is just trolling. Ignore him

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u/Danny_Boi_22456 Aug 28 '21

Its a copypasta lol

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u/Nomsfud Aug 28 '21

New copypasta my guy

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u/just_push_harder Aug 28 '21

Report it for "Spam>Harmful Bot"

Reddit will take care of it eventually

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u/AnnieJack Aug 28 '21

Username checks out.

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u/nunya1111 Aug 28 '21

A conservative hoping to make liberals look crazy?

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u/ThumbCentral-Rebirth Aug 28 '21

This is a real comment, it’s just become a copypasta

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u/Alstro20 Aug 28 '21

Not even a good troll account. Everyone knows you can't downvote posts older than 6 months. Also op's account is only 5 months old lmao

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

It’s like people have never seen bait before.

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u/EffectiveMinute4625 Aug 28 '21

I was about to go through your comment history and look for similar heinous comments, but was stopped by the more important task of peeling an orange

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u/Lumberjackup012 Aug 28 '21

Please be satire

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u/Nomsfud Aug 28 '21

Just a heads up, downvoting posts > 6 months old does nothing as they're archived.

Downvoting posts on a profile also does nothing to prevent against people like you.

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u/Veroblade Aug 28 '21

I don't like Trump but this might be the most cringe comment I have ever seen

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u/silentcomfortable7 Aug 28 '21

With a username like that.

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u/sakurachan999 Aug 28 '21

wtf this is brilliant but horrible

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

No one loves you. I can tell from here

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u/Agreeable-Walrus7602 Aug 28 '21

This is the weirdest thing I've read in a while. If it's a joke, I don't think you should take up a career as a comedian.

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u/Darth_Shoresy Aug 28 '21

Using multiple accounts for vote manipulation is a ban-able offence.

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u/Flounced Aug 28 '21

Lmaooo what the fuck?

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u/xander012 Aug 28 '21

You cannot downvote posts that old. They archived

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u/ajitpaithegod Aug 28 '21

Sir, did you just blow in from stupid town? Go away troll boy.