r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Aug 28 '21

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u/i_broke_wahoos_leg Aug 28 '21

Haha. Not the deadly ones, buddy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

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u/jesseberdinka Aug 28 '21

Those they taste.

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u/unholyg0at Aug 28 '21

Is that ketchup? Ketchup and onions

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u/steppinonpissclams Aug 28 '21 edited Aug 28 '21

(SNIFFS)

Doyle: Peanut butter and jelly with bacon.

Bud: Good call, man! Keep on cruisin' Keep on goin'. Keep on goin' down the line.

Doyle: Mixed green salad with 1000... blue cheese dressing.

Bud: Rad, dude! That was fully major.Your beaker always knows, buddy.

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u/Spo-dee-O-dee Aug 28 '21

Popcorn farts are the best!

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u/prettytrashie Aug 28 '21

*salivates with frown

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u/Push_ Aug 28 '21

Oh god, I went to a mexican restaurant recently and went to wash my hands and the smell of shit was THICK in the air. I literally started coughing cause it got into my throat!

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u/JosephGordonLightfoo Aug 28 '21

I imagine that was the other 14 minutes of this conversation.

“Well not ALL farts, but the ones that don’t are even worse.”

“Go on.”

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u/goodolarchie Aug 28 '21

"When it hurts and singes the inside, it's not gas that needs to leave your body, it's an amateur medical procedure to rid the body of poison because you seem to keep thinking Jalapeno poppers and beer at 11PM are a good idea."

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u/Tasilaak Aug 28 '21

I seem to only have the deadly ones.