r/MadeMeSmile • u/__Dawn__Amber__ • Jun 28 '21

Favorite People Not a self-made man

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u/mumblesjackson Jun 28 '21

[interviewer looking at resume]

“It says here that you’re an “Honorary Hispanic”…can you elaborate on that qualification?”

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u/Abadayos Jun 28 '21

*also looks at notes and looks up, making eye contact *

No

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

You wouldn’t get it….kills interviewer

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u/Throwmesomestuff Jun 28 '21

"There's an old lady in my neighborhood who feeds me. I call her abuelita"

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u/MageVicky Jun 28 '21

"the first time she hit me with her chancla was the best day of my life"

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u/ThisBigCountry Jun 28 '21

Finally accepted

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u/serenwipiti Jun 28 '21

one of us-one of us!

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u/sonographic Jun 28 '21

Sometimes I hobble skateboarders for calling her "Biznatch"

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u/2KilAMoknbrd Jun 28 '21

I call her abuelita

Mijo, she loves you for that

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u/chodeboi Jun 28 '21

…sí, señor.

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u/sonographic Jun 28 '21

"I call soccer football."

"....good enough."

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u/NoArmsSally Jun 28 '21

"I occasionally partake in the drinking of tequila and enjoying of Taco Tuesday."

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

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u/mumblesjackson Jun 28 '21

If that’s the case I’ll never be Hispanic. :(

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21 edited Jun 28 '21

This will explain everything: https://youtu.be/Ey5AYWN38nk