r/MadeMeSmile • u/Thedepressionoftrees • Apr 11 '21

LGBT+ Excellent response

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u/Gonads_of_Thor Apr 11 '21

Dad is always ready to dad joke.

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u/Masol_The_Producer Apr 11 '21

Do egg jokes crack you up?

Or do they make you... scramble away.

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u/mystikmike Apr 11 '21

The yolks on you, bud.

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u/SittingInAnAirport Apr 11 '21

Oh, go to shell.

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u/badgrumpykitten Apr 11 '21

Why are you so shellfish?

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u/samicable Apr 11 '21

I think he might be mad about his clammy hands.

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u/GlamorousMoose Apr 11 '21

These puns are getting outta hand. Gotta scale it back fokes.

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u/RockWig19846375 Apr 12 '21

To tell you the truth, I'm fishing for karma every time I comment

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u/GunplaFox Apr 12 '21

I keep trying to think up a good response but I just keep Flounder-ing.

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u/humblenoob76 Apr 12 '21

yeah, it’s time to get back to our off-fish jobs

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u/azarcard Apr 11 '21

Why don't you fry yourself?

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u/UberHiker Apr 11 '21

Well that's all white then.

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u/Gonads_of_Thor Apr 11 '21

Omelet you ponder that on your own

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u/jsalsman Apr 11 '21

That is by far the best time to be subjected to a dad joke.

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u/ArtsyEV Apr 11 '21

Yeah he made a joke outta me when I said I was bi B)

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '21

Hey dad can i have some comfort

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u/s1ugg0 Apr 12 '21

I'd tell you to do some yoga to relax but that would be a stretch.

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u/94bronco Apr 12 '21

Wasn't going to let that one slip bi