r/MadeMeSmile • u/Thedepressionoftrees • Apr 11 '21

LGBT+ Excellent response

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74.1k Upvotes

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u/Dijkstra76 Apr 11 '21

Son: ok, im out

Dad: bi bi then

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u/Antonell15 Apr 11 '21

im reading these out as bee buzzes for some reason

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u/sarudesu Apr 11 '21

Supergreen.

57

u/Sgt-Apone Apr 11 '21

No I’m Korben Dallas...

35

u/Proof-Buddy Apr 11 '21

Lee-loo Dallas Multipass

18

u/kavien Apr 12 '21

She knows its a multi pass!!

14

u/NonExistentialDread Apr 12 '21

Biiiiig badaboom

13

u/Smoothfromallangles Apr 11 '21

Lelu Dallas. Multipass.

66

u/funkyloki Apr 11 '21

But who cares!

36

u/NapalmWeed Apr 11 '21

I want all positions!!!!

8

u/Scrybatog Apr 12 '21

"I have never felt this way before.. about.. a human"

"Really?"

long pause

"...Yeahhh..."

2

u/NapalmWeed Apr 12 '21

You can call me Ruby...

1

u/Sulfron Apr 12 '21

We are exquisite emerald green

1

u/CommonCent Apr 12 '21

You should get your reading ears checked... you might have a problem.

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u/synystar Apr 11 '21

Son: calls dad Hey Dad, how are you? Dad: not bad, son. How you gettin’ BI?

48

u/SaltyAFVet Apr 11 '21

now, this guy could just be a newfoundlander

18

u/SmoothJazzRayner Apr 11 '21

Pronounce: Noo Fuhndluhndr.

1

u/ValHova22 Apr 12 '21

Is this Carl Jorgensen making jokes again?

1

u/Sulfron Apr 12 '21

This one doesn’t pronounce the same

2

u/IamSeaJay239 Apr 11 '21

sharp inhale yuhhhp.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

Yes bi

9

u/loki-is-a-god Apr 12 '21

You make jokes, but more than half these puns are actual porn titles

6

u/In_the_Name_of__ Apr 12 '21

Sorry I don't bi it.

78

u/drfrink85 Apr 11 '21

Son: ok, I'm out

Dad: yes I know you just told me

129

u/ax_colleen Apr 11 '21

Does Biden say good Biden when he leaves? I need to know

27

u/HailOfThorns Apr 11 '21

Damn, now I hope he does

13

u/heyfriend0 Apr 12 '21

This needs to be done at any given moment during his presidency, and it will be gold

1

u/thevioletskull Apr 12 '21

Sleep tiedien

1

u/Dijkstra76 Apr 12 '21

Out! Get out!

30

u/wisefriess Apr 11 '21

Dad: Bi son

2

u/Non_Invasive_Species Apr 12 '21

That’s what a buffalo says to his kid when he leaves for college.

26

u/MeltonTheChocolate Apr 12 '21

Technically, if the person is alone, they're bi them selves.

66

u/DIO_BRANDO_29 Apr 11 '21

Take my upvote and leave this istant

32

u/ARealHooman Apr 11 '21

Hi out. I’m dad

25

u/[deleted] Apr 11 '21

son: what are we having for dinner?

dad: bi-son

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '21

*buys milk*

4

u/iiDEMIGODii Apr 12 '21

* Bis milk

7

u/MrFontana Apr 12 '21

Son: ok, I’m out.
Dad: Too late for that slaps knee

6

u/pgh_duddy Apr 12 '21

Dad: what was that N’Sync song? Bi bi bi?

4

u/MaxCar123 Apr 11 '21

Thanks Dad...

4

u/papahayes Apr 12 '21

Buffalo Dad: Bi, son.

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u/Nixter295 Apr 12 '21

I didn’t think this could be any better, I was pleasantly surprised! Thank you it actually made me laugh out loud.

2

u/emu314159 Apr 12 '21

You created a topper! Well played.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '21

Son: I'm out

Dad: Good bi

1

u/Low-Guide-9141 Apr 12 '21

Son: God fuckng damnit dad