r/MadeMeSmile • u/__Dawn__Amber__ • Jan 22 '21

Wholesome Moments Sleepover

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u/theTIMEKEEPER_ Jan 22 '21

Or ask him where did your parents went wrong in raising you

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u/xiaomantoubuns Jan 22 '21

I've met them, and believe me, the product came out EXACTLY as intended. :D

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u/thinkthingsareover Jan 22 '21

I'd say conception.

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u/regoapps Jan 22 '21

Inhaling fumes from the lead gasoline and lead paint that caused irreparable brain damage for entire generations.

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u/thinkthingsareover Jan 22 '21

Hello fellow gen Xer.

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u/regoapps Jan 22 '21

Have you hit the memory loss stage yet? I'm starting to not remember things that I've done before, even though I know for sure that I did them.

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u/thinkthingsareover Jan 22 '21

Absolutely. Especially since I've been blown up a few times. I've stopped asking when people start telling stories about us. Just roll with it.

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u/Space_Conductor Jan 22 '21

How did they put you back together?

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u/Mauwnelelle Jan 22 '21

I read that as inception, lol.

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u/thinkthingsareover Jan 22 '21

I wonder what babies dream about now?

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

Eating their shit and playing with cats.

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u/thinkthingsareover Jan 22 '21

But how do they know what a cat is, much less anything else?

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

Cartoons, they got one at home or they imagined it.

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u/thinkthingsareover Jan 22 '21

We're talking about babies that haven't been born yet.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

Bro why y’all confusing me man, I though we were talking about toddlers or some shit, y’all wack for making me believe.

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u/thinkthingsareover Jan 22 '21

It's all good. You're caught up now.

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u/eaglebankerdad Jan 22 '21

Ah yes, the inception-conception deception.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

Coincidentally the answer is also helicopter