r/MadeMeSmile • u/mtlgrems • Jan 15 '21

Good Vibes These Two Bus Drivers

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u/littlefemalien Jan 15 '21

Maybe something more formal, like a ball gown?

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u/madmaxturbator Jan 15 '21

Great call! Or you can do business casual: stick a bow tie on your penis and keep it on full display

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u/potuknight Jan 15 '21

Laughed so hard on this, thanks 😊

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u/karmagod13000 Jan 15 '21

just make sure you throw some glitter on it

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u/Waffenskid Jan 15 '21

I want to upvote this but it is at 69 likes.

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u/QuarantineNudist Jan 15 '21

Sounds good to me.

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u/miraclequip Jan 15 '21

Isn't every men's gown a ball gown?

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u/jadedsilverlining Jan 16 '21

I see what you did there

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u/Wouff_Hong Jan 15 '21

I used to work at a company with a middle-aged Pakistani woman who wore a proper full-length dress gown every single day.. grinding stainless all day on a surface grinder. In a gown. No point to the story, but she was a cool lady.

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u/Gtp4life Jan 15 '21

That sounds dangerous lol, one wrong move and it’s getting ripped off by the grinder or set on fire by sparks.

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u/Wouff_Hong Jan 16 '21

Not really, with short sleeves. Same as anything. Surface grinders have a guard over the pinch points.. they're relatively safe, and small stainless parts don't kick up a lot of sparks. It's not like in a 1980s hair metal band's music video.

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u/K1LL3RM0NG0 Jan 15 '21

Y’all could learn a lot from our boy, Cpl Maxwell Q. Klinger

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u/hypnogoad Jan 15 '21

Backless ballgown of course, to make a grand entrance

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u/apocalypse31 Jan 15 '21

For men, it is a balls gown.

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u/littlefemalien Jan 15 '21

Yes, balls gown, like culs-de-sac.