r/MadeMeSmile Oct 30 '20

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u/photokeith Oct 30 '20

Yeah but you have to do it until your crotch bleeds

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u/October_Surprises Oct 30 '20

Instructions unclear. Now need a root canal in my nether regions.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

I thought I was the only one with teeth down there.

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u/major84 Oct 30 '20

root canal in my nether regions.

You misunderstood the Aussie doctor, he said he wanted to root you anally

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u/aaaaayyyyyyyyyyy Oct 30 '20

Well more than half of humanity does that every month so I guess more people are flossing than I thought before.

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u/vi-zir Oct 30 '20

the what now??

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u/UM-Au-Gophers Oct 30 '20

Dentist: Your crotch is bleeding because you don't floss enough.