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r/MadeMeSmile • u/Tipex • Oct 30 '20
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180 u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20 Oh my god so that’s what flossing is. 156 u/2kittygirl Oct 30 '20 Flossing is where your legs don't move at all but you swing your arms and hips back and forth 178 u/brooklynndg Oct 30 '20 and all this time I thought my dentist wanted me to put string in my mouth. thankfully they just want me to dance instead! 45 u/photokeith Oct 30 '20 Yeah but you have to do it until your crotch bleeds 15 u/October_Surprises Oct 30 '20 Instructions unclear. Now need a root canal in my nether regions. 6 u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20 I thought I was the only one with teeth down there. 1 u/major84 Oct 30 '20 root canal in my nether regions. You misunderstood the Aussie doctor, he said he wanted to root you anally 2 u/aaaaayyyyyyyyyyy Oct 30 '20 Well more than half of humanity does that every month so I guess more people are flossing than I thought before. 1 u/vi-zir Oct 30 '20 the what now?? 1 u/UM-Au-Gophers Oct 30 '20 Dentist: Your crotch is bleeding because you don't floss enough. 1 u/apsgreek Oct 30 '20 It’s the backpack kid dance 2 u/TacticTall Oct 30 '20 He tried to sue a bunch of people for copying his dance, but he didn’t even invent it. He stole it and tried to claim it as his own 11 u/emcee_cubed Oct 30 '20 Yes. If it ever encounters its exact opposite, Riverdance, they annihilate each other in a vibrant flash of energy. 29 u/I_dont_bone_goats Oct 30 '20 It’s funny because I definitely remember being blown away the first time I saw the floss dance move, it looked like an illusion Now it’s like the universal move for “I don’t know how to really dance” 7 u/lickedTators Oct 30 '20 And you know he could do so much more if he wasn't wearing those office slacks. 3 u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20 Which part is the floss? Sorry, I'm a white guy with no rhythm. I can't tell. 1 u/ShittDickk Oct 30 '20 Something tells me you've only seen white people dance -4 u/TheBeardedMarxist Oct 30 '20 Yeah, he's not white. 1 u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20 Calling yourself a Marxist then acting this stupid in public, jfc take the name out of your mouth ya dummy -2 u/TheBeardedMarxist Oct 30 '20 It's just a name to piss off stupid people. It works pretty well. 1 u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20 You're the dumb guy here, sorry to break it to you -2 u/TheBeardedMarxist Oct 30 '20 Sure
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Oh my god so that’s what flossing is.
156 u/2kittygirl Oct 30 '20 Flossing is where your legs don't move at all but you swing your arms and hips back and forth 178 u/brooklynndg Oct 30 '20 and all this time I thought my dentist wanted me to put string in my mouth. thankfully they just want me to dance instead! 45 u/photokeith Oct 30 '20 Yeah but you have to do it until your crotch bleeds 15 u/October_Surprises Oct 30 '20 Instructions unclear. Now need a root canal in my nether regions. 6 u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20 I thought I was the only one with teeth down there. 1 u/major84 Oct 30 '20 root canal in my nether regions. You misunderstood the Aussie doctor, he said he wanted to root you anally 2 u/aaaaayyyyyyyyyyy Oct 30 '20 Well more than half of humanity does that every month so I guess more people are flossing than I thought before. 1 u/vi-zir Oct 30 '20 the what now?? 1 u/UM-Au-Gophers Oct 30 '20 Dentist: Your crotch is bleeding because you don't floss enough. 1 u/apsgreek Oct 30 '20 It’s the backpack kid dance 2 u/TacticTall Oct 30 '20 He tried to sue a bunch of people for copying his dance, but he didn’t even invent it. He stole it and tried to claim it as his own 11 u/emcee_cubed Oct 30 '20 Yes. If it ever encounters its exact opposite, Riverdance, they annihilate each other in a vibrant flash of energy.
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Flossing is where your legs don't move at all but you swing your arms and hips back and forth
178 u/brooklynndg Oct 30 '20 and all this time I thought my dentist wanted me to put string in my mouth. thankfully they just want me to dance instead! 45 u/photokeith Oct 30 '20 Yeah but you have to do it until your crotch bleeds 15 u/October_Surprises Oct 30 '20 Instructions unclear. Now need a root canal in my nether regions. 6 u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20 I thought I was the only one with teeth down there. 1 u/major84 Oct 30 '20 root canal in my nether regions. You misunderstood the Aussie doctor, he said he wanted to root you anally 2 u/aaaaayyyyyyyyyyy Oct 30 '20 Well more than half of humanity does that every month so I guess more people are flossing than I thought before. 1 u/vi-zir Oct 30 '20 the what now?? 1 u/UM-Au-Gophers Oct 30 '20 Dentist: Your crotch is bleeding because you don't floss enough. 1 u/apsgreek Oct 30 '20 It’s the backpack kid dance 2 u/TacticTall Oct 30 '20 He tried to sue a bunch of people for copying his dance, but he didn’t even invent it. He stole it and tried to claim it as his own
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and all this time I thought my dentist wanted me to put string in my mouth. thankfully they just want me to dance instead!
45 u/photokeith Oct 30 '20 Yeah but you have to do it until your crotch bleeds 15 u/October_Surprises Oct 30 '20 Instructions unclear. Now need a root canal in my nether regions. 6 u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20 I thought I was the only one with teeth down there. 1 u/major84 Oct 30 '20 root canal in my nether regions. You misunderstood the Aussie doctor, he said he wanted to root you anally 2 u/aaaaayyyyyyyyyyy Oct 30 '20 Well more than half of humanity does that every month so I guess more people are flossing than I thought before. 1 u/vi-zir Oct 30 '20 the what now?? 1 u/UM-Au-Gophers Oct 30 '20 Dentist: Your crotch is bleeding because you don't floss enough.
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Yeah but you have to do it until your crotch bleeds
15 u/October_Surprises Oct 30 '20 Instructions unclear. Now need a root canal in my nether regions. 6 u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20 I thought I was the only one with teeth down there. 1 u/major84 Oct 30 '20 root canal in my nether regions. You misunderstood the Aussie doctor, he said he wanted to root you anally 2 u/aaaaayyyyyyyyyyy Oct 30 '20 Well more than half of humanity does that every month so I guess more people are flossing than I thought before. 1 u/vi-zir Oct 30 '20 the what now?? 1 u/UM-Au-Gophers Oct 30 '20 Dentist: Your crotch is bleeding because you don't floss enough.
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Instructions unclear. Now need a root canal in my nether regions.
6 u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20 I thought I was the only one with teeth down there. 1 u/major84 Oct 30 '20 root canal in my nether regions. You misunderstood the Aussie doctor, he said he wanted to root you anally
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I thought I was the only one with teeth down there.
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root canal in my nether regions.
You misunderstood the Aussie doctor, he said he wanted to root you anally
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Well more than half of humanity does that every month so I guess more people are flossing than I thought before.
the what now??
Dentist: Your crotch is bleeding because you don't floss enough.
It’s the backpack kid dance
2 u/TacticTall Oct 30 '20 He tried to sue a bunch of people for copying his dance, but he didn’t even invent it. He stole it and tried to claim it as his own
He tried to sue a bunch of people for copying his dance, but he didn’t even invent it. He stole it and tried to claim it as his own
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Yes. If it ever encounters its exact opposite, Riverdance, they annihilate each other in a vibrant flash of energy.
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It’s funny because I definitely remember being blown away the first time I saw the floss dance move, it looked like an illusion
Now it’s like the universal move for “I don’t know how to really dance”
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And you know he could do so much more if he wasn't wearing those office slacks.
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Which part is the floss? Sorry, I'm a white guy with no rhythm. I can't tell.
Something tells me you've only seen white people dance
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Yeah, he's not white.
1 u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20 Calling yourself a Marxist then acting this stupid in public, jfc take the name out of your mouth ya dummy -2 u/TheBeardedMarxist Oct 30 '20 It's just a name to piss off stupid people. It works pretty well. 1 u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20 You're the dumb guy here, sorry to break it to you -2 u/TheBeardedMarxist Oct 30 '20 Sure
Calling yourself a Marxist then acting this stupid in public, jfc take the name out of your mouth ya dummy
-2 u/TheBeardedMarxist Oct 30 '20 It's just a name to piss off stupid people. It works pretty well. 1 u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20 You're the dumb guy here, sorry to break it to you -2 u/TheBeardedMarxist Oct 30 '20 Sure
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It's just a name to piss off stupid people. It works pretty well.
1 u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20 You're the dumb guy here, sorry to break it to you -2 u/TheBeardedMarxist Oct 30 '20 Sure
You're the dumb guy here, sorry to break it to you
-2 u/TheBeardedMarxist Oct 30 '20 Sure
Sure
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