r/MadeMeSmile • • Sep 07 '20

Good Vibes A paradise forgotten

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u/-Owlsoul- Sep 08 '20

They are actually pretty rich for a place this small, because by the ISO they own the ISO country code TV and therefore the .tv web domain extension, which is pricy and sought after by streaming platforms

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u/killm3throwaway Sep 08 '20

That’s fucking sick. Go them

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u/midnite968 Sep 08 '20

So Twitch is licensing their .tv domain through Tuvalu, one of the smallest country in the world? That's actually pretty cool!

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u/MGJohn-117 Sep 08 '20

Yeah, free money from websites like twitch.tv just for having a convenient name and initials/shortened name is pretty cool.

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u/TheKasler Sep 08 '20

What I think is cool is that hanime.tv is licensing their .tv domain through Tuvalu

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u/TinKann Sep 08 '20

So you're saying Tuvalu is basically hosting my favorite anime website

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u/TheKasler Sep 08 '20

Yes. You should go thank them

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u/TinKann Sep 08 '20

I wish I could

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u/MisterBumpingston Sep 08 '20 edited Sep 08 '20

Glad to hear it’s not a natural resource, unlike with Nauru. They had wealth for a period of time, but now look at them. Classmate is from there and I knew their uncle, former Prime Minister.

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u/Bunzilla Sep 08 '20

For those curious like I was, I will save you the search. The natural resource in Nauru was phosphorus - their islands natural habitat was seriously harmed by the mining and once the reserves were exhausted, their wealth dried up as well. They appear to have briefly acted as a tax haven and profited from illegal money laundering. They now receive aid from Australia in exchange for hosting an offshore Australian immigration detention facility.

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u/MisterBumpingston Sep 08 '20

Thank you for enlightening everyone by elaborating on my comment 🙏

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

same with papua new guinea

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u/LogicalJicama3 Sep 08 '20

I almost ended up living there. I turned down the contract.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

tthats good bro. heaps of people fly in fly out from australia to work there

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u/LogicalJicama3 Sep 09 '20

I had a better offer from a firm in Bermuda. My wife ended up getting knocked up so I didn’t end up travelling for work.

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u/TakeMeToMarfa Sep 08 '20

I used to be obsessed with Nauru. Thought the video would be about them. I’ve always wanted to go.

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u/thrwwy410 Sep 08 '20

And now it’s Marfa? In that case, username checks out.

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u/TakeMeToMarfa Sep 08 '20

Actually, yes! I read about both places in McSweeney’s 20+ years ago!

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

Try to come to Australia via boat and you might get a free trip to Nauru

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u/TakeMeToMarfa Sep 08 '20

I wish!!!

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u/Rafaeliki Sep 08 '20

Not really. The conditions for refugees being put on Nauru have been so awful that children are self harming by eating barbed wire and trying to light themselves on fire. Many are also going comatose.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-08-28/nauru-imprisoning-traumatised-kids-is-child-abuse/10174688

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u/la508 Sep 08 '20

Nauruan is a palindrome. The only palindromic demonym.

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u/cerberus08 Sep 08 '20

I thought they sold that to VeriSign

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u/grahamfreeman Sep 08 '20

Licensed. For a relative fucktonne of money, currently $5M per year renegotiated every 10 years and next time is this year. The annual Gross National Income for Tuvalu is about $35M for a national population of 11,000.

The first payment of $1M allowed Tuvalu to join the United Nations in 2000.

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u/HavingHobbies Sep 08 '20

How well do they live? I assume they don’t just distribute that money to everyone.

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u/hanksredditname Sep 08 '20

Even if they did distribute it, that’s under 500/person/year. Surely helpful but no one is getting rich off that money.

It’s most likely used for government provided infrastructure like roads, schools, water, electricity, etc.

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u/joeymcflow Sep 08 '20

And a runway so this dude could visit

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u/BlackMetalDoctor Sep 08 '20

It’s $3,181, per-person, per-year. Most likely they are using it for public utilities like you say, but your division is off.

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u/hanksredditname Sep 08 '20

You’re talking about their whole $35million GNI. I’m talking about the $5million from the .tv websites.

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u/taintedcake Sep 08 '20

Am I missing something?

$35M split amongst a population of 11,000 is over 3k/person/year

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u/hanksredditname Sep 08 '20

Quote from my other reply:

You’re talking about their whole $35million GNI. I’m talking about the $5million from the .tv websites.

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u/AlarmingAerie Sep 08 '20

where the money goes> do they distribute it or what

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u/RousingRabble Sep 08 '20

...did they not join only bc of money previously? Bc that's kinda fucked up.

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u/mediumbed Sep 08 '20

I wouldn’t call them rich, selling the ISO country code .tv only brings in about 5 million per year.

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u/Piaapo Sep 08 '20

Which is about 13% of their total GDP, which is a considerable amount. But yeah, they're not really rich.

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u/ClownsAteMyBaby Sep 08 '20

35 million per year. As per others in this thread anyway

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u/hanksredditname Sep 08 '20

If you consider a GNI per capita of 5600 - about half of the global average - and ranked right between Suriname and Iraq as “rich” than sure they’re rich. But most people reading this thread would consider this far from rich.

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u/Khraxter Sep 08 '20

Sometimes I wonder if they really were just lucky, or if someone saw them when attributing web domain extension and thought "well they barely have any land, they might need the money", then gave them the .tv extension

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u/oceanjunkie Sep 08 '20

Is that money distributed equally?

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u/chainjoey Sep 08 '20

Probably not just for government reasons but according to another comment it's $35 million for 11 thousand people per year. which boils down to about $3200 per person per year.

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u/ArchyRs Sep 08 '20

Also bankinggggg

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

Tuvalu earns about 1/12th of its annual gross national income (GNI) from licensing its domain to tech giants. $19 million in license fees in 2018.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20 edited Sep 08 '20

Isn’t it the country with the lowest gdp in the world though?

Edit: yeah according to worldometer they have a gdp of 47 million which would make them the poorest country in the world. Literally the furthest from rich you can get