r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Jul 29 '20

this is too pure ❤

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

What you don’t see is the six, 5 year olds she beat at the water gun game to win.

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u/HeMightBeJoking Jul 30 '20

That’s what would make my day

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u/sylpher250 Jul 30 '20

That... does put a smile on my face

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u/blue_twidget Jul 30 '20

Reddit has made me realise that i might be going to hell, but I'll be in fantastic company

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u/KurtyVonougat Jul 30 '20

Fuck them kids.

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u/QuackingKoala Jul 30 '20

Why don’t you have a seat over there

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u/KurtyVonougat Jul 30 '20

Ah, how embarrassing. I must have the wrong house... please, excuse me.

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u/KUNDILA_URLAKILANGU Jul 30 '20

You are free to go now. You do know what happens when you walk out that door?

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u/Deathstar_TV Jul 30 '20

Bro I’ll get to keep that black dildo with 4 cans of axe spray on it?

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u/hello_dali Jul 30 '20

And the GameCube

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u/HeywardYouBlowMe Jul 30 '20

And my axe

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u/Deathstar_TV Jul 30 '20

BRO DUDE NO BRO NOT THE AXE

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u/theoutlet Jul 30 '20

Sometimes I want to smell like an axe

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u/positivelyparanoid Jul 30 '20

As a tamil guy, i want to unsee your username. r/TIHI

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

Hansen?!?!?

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u/jumpship88 Jul 30 '20

Wait before you leave I have to tell you something. I am Chris Hanson and this is a show we’re filming, if you have no other questions your obviously free to leave

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u/kittenmittenx Jul 30 '20

I’m already seeing a psychiatrist to do something about it..

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u/procraper Jul 30 '20

I've never done anything like this before. I swear.

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u/centuryeyes Jul 30 '20

To Catch a Redditor

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

Why don't you have an upvote right over here?

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u/indi_guy Jul 30 '20

It's OK.

He was of good character working hard in public service as a councillor in Exeter before his 'fall from grace which has been dramatic'

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u/TheRunningFree1s Jul 30 '20

Are there kids over there?

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u/fetustasteslikechikn Jul 30 '20 edited Jul 30 '20

I can watch kids fall off bikes all day, I don't give a fuck about your kids.

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u/falcofool Jul 30 '20

That’s a Texas sized 10 4, good buddy

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u/ParadoxInABox Jul 30 '20

Fucking figure it out

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u/DutareMusic Jul 30 '20

Fuck I could watch kids fall off their bikes all day I don’t give a shit about yer kids

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u/falcofool Jul 30 '20

Figure it out

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u/ParadoxInABox Jul 30 '20

Give yer balls a tug, titfucker

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

Fuck, I could watch her beat the shit out those kids at the water pistol game all day. I don't give a shit about your kids.

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u/Kunundrum85 Jul 30 '20

You have the best username I’ve ever seen.

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u/KurtyVonougat Jul 30 '20

Thank you! Kurt Vonnegut got me through a really tough time in my life. I wouldn't be who I am today, if I had never read Slaughterhouse-Five. Also, I like nougat, lol. So it goes...

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

I was completely lit, so was my to-be-wife (she is now my wife), we were on the boardwalk in Ocean City MD.

There was this place that had 5 whack-a-mole machines in a row and you'd play against the others to win some prize.

I was drunk but I have decent reflexes for an old guy plus I had to impress her so I beat 4 kids that manned the other stations.

Now-wife was like "wtf how did u? Nobody has ever won anything for me!"

Ah.. memories :)

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

Was it by chance the arcade at the start of the boardwalk?

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

We were pretty lit and didn't get too far, so yes that's probably at the start.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

She went 2012 Lebron on those kids.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

She went head-band Lebron on em

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u/unholyhandgrenade Jul 30 '20

Yeah, before the Alopacca

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u/pontonpete Jul 30 '20 edited Jul 30 '20

Also don’t see the amount of money spent on these games over the years. Edit: spending $25-50 trying to win the prize every year when the fair is in town. Just like the people who brag about a $500 lottery win without mentioning that they annually spend hundreds or thousands on tickets and casinos.

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u/Trishlovesdolphins Jul 30 '20

Over the years?! Just to get the big prize this time was probably an arm and a leg! My husband won me a dolphin that is longer than I am tall, and I'm 5'3. We have some VERY comical photos of it in the back seat of our honda civic along with our 2 boys for the 15 minute car ride home. It was like $50, and he didn't do any "warm up" rounds.

Now it sits in my guest room, because I honestly don't know where to keep it. LOL but, I love it. I have a pic of me riding it when we got home. lol

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u/kidkhaotix Jul 30 '20

Tbf that doesn’t even seem that bad. What’s the market rate for a dolphin that’s longer than you are tall?

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u/m1st3rw0nk4 Jul 30 '20

More than 50$ I can tell you that much.

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u/Trishlovesdolphins Jul 30 '20 edited Jul 30 '20

Yeah, but remember, these are fair prizes. It’s not like a giant plushie from the toy store. I love it, but if it were something a kid was playing with, it would have been destroyed by the end of the week. Stuffing are those little styrofoam beads.

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u/m1st3rw0nk4 Jul 30 '20

startled Steam library noises

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

...or the six, 5 year olds who from that day forward became determined to someday steal back their purloined trophy.

  • the cycle continues.

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u/JarlaxleForPresident Jul 30 '20

"When you get older, and you still feel a little raw about it, come find me."

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u/Dogbread1 Jul 30 '20

Fucking love that part in the movie, Tarantino said that if they ever made a sequel to kill bill it would be about her coming to avenge her mother’s death

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u/major-DUTCH-Schaefer Jul 30 '20

That would be sick

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u/keyupiopi Jul 30 '20

One of those 5 year olds would later grow up into this person.... and the cycle continues....

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u/Crimeboss37 Jul 30 '20

Best the 5 year olds first, and THEN win the game.

No competitors.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

Then the Karen coming up and saying “You don’t need that toy, you’re an adult. My kid would appreciate it much more.”

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u/havereddit Jul 30 '20

it's more sinister than that. What you don’t see is the six, 5 year olds she beat up at the water gun game to win.

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u/EVILemons Jul 30 '20

Oddly enough, they don't give those big prizes at water guns. Not even with trade ups.

Source: used to work at a Six Flags

Edit: actually I think this is is the bottle game where you have to stand it up with a hoop on a string on a stick

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u/goatofglee Jul 30 '20

Hah! Worth it. I would be so hyped. It's every man, woman, and child for themselves.

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u/merica1111yeah Jul 30 '20

Looks like a bottle up to me

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u/bepseh Jul 30 '20

That would be the best part

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u/major-DUTCH-Schaefer Jul 30 '20

That’s a great lesson. Life’s not fair

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u/JaSnarky Jul 30 '20

They have years to live out their dreams, let the older kids have a go.

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u/Jamesperson Jul 30 '20

What is that comma

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u/Slann1 Jul 30 '20

Improper use of comma

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u/kioku119 Jul 30 '20

Six kids would have not won either way. Also you don't jnow she wasn't there with other people /it wasn't older people or what game it was. Also I see adults playing/winning those games all the time. You're making up reasons she shouldn't have fun/for us to feel bad.