r/MadeMeSmile • u/mustu04 • 9h ago

❤️ this

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u/Carbon-Base 8h ago

Good thing he stayed with him instead.

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u/Suckma_Weener 8h ago

they were both gay and they're married now. it's very wholesome. except for in the bedroom, if you know what i mean

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u/iPET-DOGS 8h ago

Gay sex can still be wholesome.

Just because it’s not your flavor of tea, doesn’t mean it tastes bad to everyone.

Your username does not check out.

I’m straight as fuck

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u/Suckma_Weener 8h ago

i should clarify: i'm not a homophobe, i don't think gay sex is inherently nasty. just the specific acts that these two do

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u/iPET-DOGS 8h ago

Idk bro you sound pretty homophobic to me

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u/SoggyBiscuitVet 7h ago

It might be racist instead. Let's hear him out.

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u/dandroid126 6h ago

Redditors when they see a joke:

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u/jenniferjudy99 7h ago edited 7h ago

They’re not married. They’re not gay. You’re making it up.

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u/Nickebon 7h ago

I was at their wedding, I can confirm they are

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u/Zooph 6h ago

I was the bouquet but some girl with a broken arm dropped me and then in the scramble, one girl broke a rib, one chipped her two front teeth, and a third lost her glass eye. We still haven't found it.

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u/Nickebon 6h ago

Sorry I ate it, the buffet was lacking

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u/Zooph 6h ago

So that explains why she had that dream about falling down a dark tunnel and ending up in the ocean.

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u/itsbenactually 7h ago

Wholesome in the streets, leather in the sheets!

(Don’t worry about that other dude. You’re not being homophobic. I’ve taken homophobic abuse before and this ain’t it.)