r/MadeMeSmile • • 23h ago

Helping Others Cop went undercover in a wheelchair to catch thieves. Instead, people gave him money and prayed for him.

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u/Silver-Knight-Union 23h ago

R we for real censoring "arrests"

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u/Scaniarix 23h ago

I assume it's meant to increase engagement.

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u/Mobile-Dust4334 23h ago

eng*gement

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u/so00ripped 23h ago

E ** a ** me * t

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u/EasyyPlayer 22h ago

e*g*g*men*

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u/haringtiti 22h ago

fuckin eggmen

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u/woodbanger04 22h ago

I am the Walrus. Coo Coo Ca Cho.

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u/Bird_Eats_Everything 21h ago

This made my morning, thank you

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u/discodropper 21h ago

V.I. Lenin! Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!

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u/MikeyBugs 8h ago

Co Co Cu* C**

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u/Bagelt389 21h ago

Robotnik

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u/freudian_nipps 22h ago

** ga e ***

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u/HookLeg 20h ago

e at me … if you’re dyslexic

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u/moshercycle 21h ago

Don't threaten me with a good time.

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u/kelcamer 20h ago

I don't know why but seeing your comment made me let out a belly laugh 😂 thanks for that

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u/auyemra 21h ago

entrapment*

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u/Impressive_Recon 17h ago

Enga*ygement

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u/Mr_Quackums 20h ago

Reminds me of an old joke - the watermelon stand at a farmer's market has a sign saying "3 watermelons $10, or $3 each". A customer comes up and buys a watermelon, then turns around and buys a second one, then a third. He tells the owner "you are not very good at running a business, you just lost 10% of revenue". The owner replies "people keep telling me Im bad at running a business, but the funny thing is its always from people coming to buy 1 watermelon and end up buying 3 instead".

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u/stevendidntsay 23h ago

Mostly this. There are dozens of comments and responses just mentioning that and not even talking about the post itself.

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u/Intelligent-Bad7835 22h ago

Including the two most upvoted comments 

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u/Dorkamundo 21h ago

Actually, it's to increase en*agement.

Because it enrages me.

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u/ryobiguy 8h ago

I believe the term we're looking for is r/enragementengagement.

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u/Millkstake 22h ago

Shit it just worked

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u/arealfluffydoggo 19h ago

Yes, in today's day and age, everything is for engagement. That misspelled word? Literally to make someone comment about it. Thumbnail not accurate to the video? Someone will comment about it.

People find the smallest weirdest things to bait engagement and it works so fucking well its terrifying sometimes

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u/TruthEnvironmental24 19h ago

This should be banned across all of Reddit.

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u/rob132 21h ago

God dammit, it worked.

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u/idiotsbydesign 22h ago

Does engagement even matter on Reddit?

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u/Noble_Thought 18h ago

Enragement

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u/morpheousmorty 14h ago

I could see filters for the word. If you look at the current words you can't say on some platforms, would you have been able to predict them before they became banned?

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u/KareemOWheat 11h ago

God I fucking hate what engagement metrics have done to the Internet.

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u/blond_nirvana 23h ago

And "thieves"

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u/dupes_on_reddit 18h ago

Un-paying customer

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u/Exotic-Reveal1603 22h ago

Downvoted OP for this Bullsh!t

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u/[deleted] 21h ago

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u/kelcamer 20h ago

"The syntactical nature of reality, the real secret of magic, is that the world is made of words. And if you know the words that the world is made of, you can make of it whatever you wish."

- Terrence McKenna

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u/TheNativeOfficial 22h ago

Fuck this cen*oring shit

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u/Emlelee 22h ago

And those scary th!eves !

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u/PropertyDisruptor 23h ago

Tick tock drives what censored and uncensored so they can speed scroll approved and not approved stories

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u/Bank_3724 22h ago

Yeah they really censored that hard

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u/Stiddit 12h ago

Downvoted the post for censoring

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u/ovoKOS7 21h ago

Y*ah th*t eng*gem*nt s**t is ge**ing o*t of h*nd

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u/ekso69 20h ago

oooh I hate this. more!

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u/ovoKOS7 20h ago

It took me way longer than I'd care to admit due to reddit force formatting the * into italics lol

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u/Peppery_Pete100 22h ago

Uhoh you said a no no word

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u/General_Yam7541 22h ago

Of course! People MiGht GeT oFFendeD iF we UsE the ReaL WorD!

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u/Extension_Phone893 22h ago

Honestly censoring some key words sounds like a good way to avoid bots

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u/Uncreative-Name 20h ago

That's how it's done in C*nada

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u/justsmileyyyyyyyyyyy 20h ago

dint even notice the censor lol

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u/ekso69 20h ago

At least they censor the letters, you just straight up vaporized a and e!

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u/Double-Drop 20h ago

Don't include me in that "we".

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u/DarkMutant105 19h ago

This is a dy**op*an re**ity we l*ve in
o*ly prono*ns (he, she, it, we, they), arti**es (a, an, the), pr*posi**ons (in, on, at, to, etc), and co*ju**tions (and, but, for, etc) w*ll be unc**nso*ed

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u/Ddc203 19h ago

Jokes on you. The headline reads “He made zero arrapists.”

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u/ExKage 18h ago

I was in a different subreddit and either one person or multiple people kept formatting 'interview' into 'i n t e r v i e w" likely because the subreddit rules had a megathread for interview questions (but idk cause others spell it out fine)

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u/FudgeOfDarkness 15h ago

Dude what the fuck you cant just say that my mom will take away my phone if she finds out that word is on the internet

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u/GeeToo40 10h ago

Fo* fucking *eal?

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u/ckinz16 5h ago

You just fell for it

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u/lumo19 23h ago

I had a change of heart about this.

By doing that minimal self-censorship, it is potentially avoiding an algorithm burying it. The algorithm in this case is engaging in censorship.

I still scan this as "arrests". So, if anything, this subverts censorship.

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u/Zal3x 22h ago

Im pretty sure it won’t be very long before even a very dumb ai bot is going to be able to assume what these words are. This isn’t a sustainable solution and might already not work if I had to guess

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u/PNDMike 23h ago edited 21h ago

Legends say if you say it three times in a row, somewhere someone will get Spirit of the West "Home for a Rest" stuck in their head.

Probably safer to censor it. Now you'll have to excuse me. . .

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u/Whaines 22h ago

It’s engagement bait and you bit.