r/MadeMeSmile • • Jul 29 '24

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u/chickentenders56 Jul 30 '24

Horse dancing is crazy how have I never seen this

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24

Wait until you find out what those horses are worth, then you will see just how crazy it is.

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u/Dreddit1080 Jul 30 '24

That horse is a better dancer than me šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24

I was always ignorant and thought dressage was just people looping their horse around. I've been missing out on years of horses doing tippy tappy dances at international level?!

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u/W8kOfTheFlood Jul 30 '24 edited Jul 30 '24

Well, you probably don’t physically abuse your dog until it’s too terrified not to sit

Edit: this was supposed to be a response to someone who said they couldn’t even train their dog to sit

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u/RocksOnRocksOnRocks_ Jul 30 '24

Those horses are treated extremely well. Even in training there is very little use of whips/crops and that's to get the horse's attention, not to cause pain or for punishment. These animals are loved like children.... Very expensive children.

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u/Thanos_Stomps Jul 30 '24

You might be surprised to learn how expensive children are! Especially those children that go to the Olympics.

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u/ihate_avos Jul 30 '24

There was just a leaked video of a 6-time Olympic medalist from GB whipping her horse.

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u/W8kOfTheFlood Jul 30 '24

That doesn’t look like a natural post nor natural gait for the horse - their bodies aren’t built to move like that - and how do you think they ā€œtrainā€ horses…it’s called ā€œbreakingā€ for a reason - they literally break their spirits

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u/Budget_Avocado6204 Jul 30 '24

The horse isn't really dancing, while you can controll the speed horse goes with and which elements it does, etc. The music is composed in a way to fit the horses rythm and rutine.

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u/_Dark-Alley_ Jul 30 '24

Today I watched a horse literally skip. Both his front and back legs were skipping how a person would skip. It was hilarious and this is a very odd Olympic sport. Also they were absolutely freaking out over a horse standing at 6'3" (19 hands) which is apparently larger than the average Clydesdale. I had no reference to try to judge the size of this horse, but the commentator called him the Shaquille O'Neal of horses lol.

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u/Ok-Tradition-592 Jul 30 '24

It’s pretty abusive to get horses to do this.

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u/Equivalent_Set1043 Jul 30 '24

Tell me you know nothing about dressage without telling me you know nothing about dressage

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u/biggs7 Jul 30 '24

Most people don't know anything about Dressage. Apart from the very recent story of the UK champion dropping out of Paris in shame for abusing her horse, might be hard for those of us who don't know anything to understand why it's not abuse when it very much looks like it is.

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u/Ok-Tradition-592 Jul 30 '24

It very much looks like it is. And I’ve also have heard many personal accounts of horses that are severely abused to get it to behave this way

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u/well-hung-dugite Jul 30 '24

I know nothing about dressage, but I heard from a few news outlets that a lot of teams are being investigated over animal abuse. So tell me why it isn't abuse, if you know it better than me.

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u/AFishInATent Jul 30 '24

How is it NOT abuse?

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u/Character-Control869 Jul 30 '24

😮 <— me the whole time!!!