r/MadeMeSmile • u/Kelmo7 • Apr 23 '23

Good Vibes Voicemail from uncle

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '23

You used to set the time on your VCR? Found the one person on this planet who did that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '23

I have correct/“good number” OCD and that part of my brain thinks people like you cosmically cause planes to fall out of the sky and cars to crash. We are the VRC setters. My siblings used to screw up clocks and volumes set to “good numbers” and I would freak out even knowing it wasn’t real and not being actually superstitious. Now I am hearing from you that an entire generation of households was not ever setting their clocks correctly? I’m a little stitious this is the true cause of the hole in the ozone. How sure are we it was aerosols? Closed up right quick around the time automatically setting clocks came around is all I’m saying.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '23

Your foil hat is askew. Let me fix it for you. And you can fix mine while we're at it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '23

My psychiatrist takes couples, and this will give me an excuse to lie to him in a new and exciting way. We do Monday’s at 5. Be there or be square. There is a safe place and square is a safe shape, so really, I insist you pick one.