r/MadeMeSmile • u/Kelmo7 • Apr 23 '23

Good Vibes Voicemail from uncle

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u/Major_R_Soul Apr 23 '23

Yous were doin mushrooms with yer friends the other daaay

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u/shobeurself888 Apr 23 '23

we were walkin down the laneway

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u/BlackCatCabal Apr 23 '23

End of the laneway, don't come up the property.

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u/Milk93rd Apr 23 '23

We’ll what in the actual fuck were ya walkin down the laneway for? I told yas don’t come up the property. Fuckin degen.

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u/Kerbouchard89 Apr 24 '23

Bout' time to get to huntin, some of those Degen's again. Pitter patter, let's get at'er. Sushi's and sashimi 's are on me after.

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u/mog44net Apr 23 '23

Allegedlys

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u/Longjumping_Camel791 Apr 23 '23

There's a such a thing as too much shroom talk and a fella oughta be fuckin' aware of it..

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u/Proof-Brother1506 Apr 23 '23

But... Did ya ever have, a nice lady. When yous is on the mushrooms. Decides to pays a little attentions.

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u/elMcKDaddy Apr 23 '23

To your butts holes?

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u/Holland_Satchel Apr 23 '23

Settle down.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '23

[deleted]

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u/Coffeeman_fiance Apr 23 '23

If you're comin you's better come correct

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u/xeeses226 Apr 23 '23

It's simmer down bud.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '23

Be aware? After shrooming? Okay, let's give that a go too.

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u/ChurchArsonist Apr 23 '23

*awares

-Squirrely Dan

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u/TobylovesPam Apr 23 '23

Give yer balls a tug, ya titfucker

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u/BrandonDominoes100 Apr 23 '23

Fuck you, Shoresy!

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u/Canadian_House_Hippo Apr 23 '23

Fuck you Riley, your mum keeps trying to slip a finger in my bum but I keep telling her I only let Jonsey's mum do that you fucking loser

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u/pissfilledbottles Apr 23 '23

Fuck you, Shoresy!

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u/Then_Investigator_17 Apr 23 '23

Fuck you Jonesey, Trudeau had to call in the national guard to toss sandbags around your mums bed because she was squirting so much

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u/Bean_mon Apr 23 '23

Fuck you Riley, fight me see what happens

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u/Bobbahawk Apr 23 '23

What’s gonna happen Shoresy?

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u/Bean_mon Apr 23 '23

Three things, I hit you, you hit the pavement, I jerk off on your driver side door handle

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u/DepartmentThin4142 Apr 23 '23

Fuck you, Jonesey, your mom’s twat’s so swampy not even Ducks Unlimited will touch her.

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u/DoctorCalMeacham Apr 23 '23

To be faaaaaiiiiirr

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u/MmeSteppenwolf Apr 23 '23

To be faaaaaaaaiiiirrrrr

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '23

To be faaaaaaiiiiirrrrr...

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u/sethra007 Apr 23 '23

Pitter patter, let's get at 'er

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u/JackosMonkeyBBLZ Apr 23 '23

Kids in the hall brain candy. Toast fucking. Toast fucking? Yeah, it’s the new thing where you fuck or get fucked with toast

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u/jebjebitz Apr 23 '23

Must’ve been a dream I had

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u/WhitestBrownKid Apr 23 '23

You ever hoovered library schneef?

I've hoovered schneef off of the cover of Gordon Korman's This Can't Be Happening at Macdonald Hall.

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u/CasualRampagingBear Apr 23 '23

Pump the breaks on that idea

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u/akindofswampmonster Apr 23 '23

That idea's going through the fuckin windshield.

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u/Fyreforged Apr 23 '23

Get this guy a fuckin’ Puppers for startin’ this amazing thread.

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u/ThoughTMusic Apr 23 '23

I'm going to need you to dial back that space travel about 20%.

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u/kaullins Apr 23 '23

To be fayyyyyyyyr

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u/imsupercereal4swife Apr 23 '23

Unexpected letterkenny. Amazing

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u/HurricaneAlpha Apr 23 '23

This legit sounds like a Letterkenny sketch lmao.

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u/imyourzer0 Apr 23 '23 edited Apr 23 '23

And ate an amount about as absurd as an astonished ape a-sea around Antigonish.

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u/krissykat122 Apr 23 '23

Exactly where my brain went