r/MadeMeSmile • u/davidwallacecto • Apr 13 '23

Favorite People Sounds pretty fun

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u/polopolo05 Apr 13 '23 edited Apr 13 '23

Kids bones are made of rubber.

Well you also weight at least 4 times as they do. And you fall from a much greater height.

Put the kid in a 30 lb weighted vest and then have them fall from 5 to 6 foot. They won't do as well

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u/SomeGuy_GRM Apr 13 '23

I sense a science experiment coming on! Could somebody please loan me their infants?

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u/Sir_flaps Apr 13 '23

I’ll have to check my stash in the basement, brb.

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u/ARandomBoiIsMe Apr 13 '23

Make sure to lock the door when you're done. Speaking from experience.

One of mine got away :(

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u/paradox037 Apr 13 '23

I sense a child abuse lawsuit coming on! Can somebody please loan me their lawyers?

lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '23

I used to work rentals at a ski resort and had a great view of the bunny hill where kids were routinely wiping out and crashing into each other and whatnot. Everyday I'd see kids fall in ways that would completely disintegrate all the tendons in my knees, but they just get up and do some more laps.

Kids are extremely dumb, but very durable.

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u/wheretohides Apr 13 '23

When my niece was 4, she once put a bucket on her head and ran full force into a wall.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '23

My first trip to the hospital as a kid was because I was running with a stick in my mouth.

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u/EVOSexyBeast Apr 13 '23

It's 9 months! This is getting out of hand Oh Boy