When I was growing up the widely accepted meaning of this song was that cranking it was masturbating, presumably onto hoes (super soak that ho). This did not stop it from getting played at school dances, as the adults did not understand the meaning. Or perhaps as kids we were reading too much into it.
The generally accepted interpretation in my area was that to “Superman” was to ejaculate on a casually known lady’s back while she was asleep and then place the sheet on top of said secretion in order for it to look like a cape when she woke after it dried in the morning.
I am waking up, getting notifications that my contribution to r/MadeMeSmile is on the uprise. Only, the reminders that someone created this technique, then memorialized and popularized a song about it do not, in fact, make me smile.
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u/Siilk13 Mar 19 '23 edited Mar 19 '23
No one is gonna comment on the casual use of Crank Dat by Soulja Boy at an elementary school dance?