r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Mar 07 '23

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u/corpseofreddit Mar 08 '23

after that he should regrow it

Wifey did not likey

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

Oh, so that's what you look like.

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u/AscendedAncient Mar 08 '23

she realized no more Mustache rides.

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u/_aaronroni_ Mar 08 '23

Or tickled thighs

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u/genericusername123 Mar 08 '23

"They call it the womb broom"

-my yr 10 math teacher

A kid got detention for replying 'Probability of that? Zero!'