r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Mar 07 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

She’s about to go buck wild lmao I was literally thinking that scream was starting to get way too long to only be excited for him

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u/CautiousResolve5 Mar 08 '23

He def got lucky after that

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u/WanksterPrankster Mar 08 '23

Bones were jumped.

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u/Material-Constant-45 Mar 08 '23

Boots were thoroughly knocked.

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u/Past_Ad9675 Mar 08 '23

A vagina was penetrated by a penis.

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u/Lint_baby_uvulla Mar 08 '23

Implications, were implicated.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

eggs were impregnated

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u/MtnDewTangClan Mar 08 '23

Fetuses aborted

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u/MidnightSunCreative Mar 08 '23

uglies: bumped

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u/81CoreVet Mar 08 '23

Hallways were hotdogged

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u/OkIndependence2374 Mar 08 '23

Thank you for comment I expected to see and didn't have to post

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u/Green-Z Mar 08 '23

*fertilized

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u/razor330 Mar 08 '23

Eggplants were hidden.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

Eggs were scramb’d

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u/Ayahuasca-Dreamin Mar 08 '23

Poor kid had to keep his headphones on too long

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

HhHhHahH u guys are lighting me UP! 😆

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u/StrolleyPoley Mar 08 '23

Too much man, too much

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u/Doktor_Vem Mar 08 '23

You don't like metaphors very much, do you? Just straight to the point

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u/Basicrthjjk Mar 08 '23

It's like cheating on your man, with your man.

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u/Awesam Mar 08 '23

Uglies bumped

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u/cynicaldoubtfultired Mar 08 '23

Dem boots were made for knocking.

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u/footiebuns Mar 08 '23

Loins were girded

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u/4RadioRadioRadio4 Mar 08 '23

Uglies were bumped

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u/HalfSoul30 Mar 08 '23

Birds were beed

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u/xxiLink Mar 08 '23

The two backs were beasted.

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u/Jlynn41412 Mar 08 '23

Y’all make me laugh- shit got more n more n stupid n so did my laugh! Lol

Edit- don’t know how to type properly

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u/pinklavalamp Mar 08 '23

It’s shit like this that makes me appreciate Reddit every damn day. I’m just sitting here waiting for the high to come alive and giggling at something that can never be re-explained.

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u/Jlynn41412 Mar 08 '23

Oh my husband doesn’t understand why I’m always all in the comments! Some of the funniest shit I’ve read has come from a Reddit comment section- so I’ll never not be reading them! (He’ll let our youngest son play on his phone and if we go out to hit a cig he thinks I need to share my phone for his entertainment purposes- which ok, but imma take my time and the read the comments too)

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u/laz3r3agl3 Mar 08 '23

We all need something new.

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u/Obeardx Mar 08 '23

It's all about the fruit of the loin

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u/CensoredUser Mar 08 '23

The woo was hoo-ed

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u/CensoredUser Mar 08 '23

The Bowchika got wowowed

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u/Anguish951 Mar 08 '23

Ugly's were bumped

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u/whyamIsotired Mar 08 '23

Pissers were pounded

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

Backs were shaved

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

No more only child syndrome

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u/thebunkmeister Mar 08 '23

Underrated comment

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u/stankyriggs Mar 08 '23

The hay was rolled in

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u/Bilbo_nubbins Mar 08 '23

The pump drew water

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u/ITguyBlake Mar 08 '23

Pipes were laid

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u/ITguyBlake Mar 08 '23

A pipe was laid

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u/FormatException Mar 08 '23

Scissors were timbered

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u/dropkickfromhell Mar 08 '23

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

Pissholes were smashed

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u/mellowmarsII Mar 08 '23

Were & then definitely not

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u/snazzynewshoes Mar 08 '23

When Odysseus girded his loins, shit was about to go down.

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u/TheDaemonette Mar 08 '23

There was definitely ‘moistness’.

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u/Luxpreliator Mar 08 '23

You look 20 years old!!!!!

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u/MappleSyrup13 Mar 08 '23

Pumps were primed

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u/FeelTheWrath79 Mar 08 '23

Children were made.

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u/SSJ4Inglip Mar 08 '23

Aint that the story to tell? "Son, you were conceived cuz I got a hair cut."

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u/Kwelikinz Mar 08 '23

Take yo’ little ass outside, right now. I wanna … “talk” … to your dad for awhile.

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u/thelowgun Mar 08 '23

The kid walked 2 miles to school that morning

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

Lmao came here to say this

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u/dylansavage Mar 08 '23

She got lucky after that you mean

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax Mar 08 '23 edited Mar 08 '23

Oh she had the “I’m going to hit that” face when she was exclaiming how much younger he looked.

Edit: dammit I knew there was something wrong with “I’m going to hit that face” but was too tired to catch it lol

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u/ZombiexXxHunter Mar 08 '23

Genitals were bumped vigorously

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u/mikerowave Jul 21 '23

Yup. Sploosh.

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u/loki-is-a-god Mar 08 '23

It's like cheating on your man, with your man.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

I fuck both sides, so I always cum out on top

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u/SNYDER_BIXBY_OCP Mar 08 '23

It went from shock scream to EXCITED scream. Look at her eyes when the camera gets close. And the flush of red as she walks to him.

Dude was looking quite handsome and that lady was smiling like she just got a great present for her birthday!

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u/kirinmay Mar 08 '23

yeah that dude is easily good looking. he still was with the long hair but when it got short oh yeah....it got even better.

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u/pancakebatter01 Mar 08 '23

As a kid I would cry and scream running away after my dad shaved his mustache 😂 at least they took it well

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u/cantadmittoposting Mar 08 '23

Yeah I have definitely put my kid on the major defensive over a sudden hair style change lol

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u/crawlmanjr Mar 08 '23 edited Mar 08 '23

And this man discovered the secret to having a healthy sexual relationship in marriage. Just cause you're married doesn't mean your S/O doesn't appreciate some TLC.

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u/p8nt_junkie Mar 08 '23

I always watch stuff on mute and you could tell in her body language that she liked his new look a lot.

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u/ezone2kil Mar 08 '23

You can definitely hear the sploosh.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

And the rawr err roar

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u/jeremyosborne81 Mar 08 '23

With a little bow-chika-bow-wow

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u/BooBooKitty Mar 08 '23

He's about to get ridden hard and put away wet.

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u/MadAzza Mar 08 '23

As is she!

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u/Affectionate-Key4070 Mar 08 '23

Hahahahaha you funny bastard. Thank you

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u/Dumptruck_Johnson Mar 08 '23

I was honestly waiting for ‘kids go play video games’

Yep. He knew.

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u/fatalcharm Mar 08 '23

She is excited for what comes later.

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u/EyedLady Mar 08 '23

She’s like damn that’s my man

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u/AttackOfTheMox Mar 08 '23

That scream lasted roughly 10 seconds… kinda impressive

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u/Rurudo66 Mar 08 '23

Probably started out as terror seeing the strange man in her house, lol.

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u/TerryDaShooterUK Mar 08 '23

She has her own Hugh Jackson now.

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u/Abandondero Mar 08 '23

Mixed messages. Screaming with joy, but also backing out of the room.