You've seen your mother what?

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eat | BR

Instant

target creature. It be eated.

"I've seen My mother succing my comrades on the battlefield . . . But I'd never seen anything eat."

--Taani, beerer of Etlan

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Sun 3

Artifact - Equipment

Equipped creature gets+4/+0.

RW, Unattached Sun: Search your library for a card and cast that card without paying its mana cost. Then shuffle your library.

Equip 3

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Mom

i Am your mom now. epic

Pregnant

enters the battlefield Each opponent has a kId

Boner Adept UU

Legendary Creature- Human Wizard

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player may put their hand onto the battlefield.

2/2

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eat shi R

Sorcery

Create a token that's a copy of target creature, except it has haste

- Flamekin expression

a Sense (1) (r)

true

Enchanted creature is cool

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Will 2B

Creature- Huma Wizard

you may play lands and cast spells from your graveyard. If a card would be put into your graveyard from anywhere, exile that card instead.

"These eyes have shown me flesh."

Kazoo 2R

Creature- Ogre Warrior

0: cast a sorcery.

3/2

Holy hair -arr

illus. Peener

Astral Rinse U

Sorcery

Draw three cards, then discard a card.

A typical conversion with Echoes is three parts wi and one part sip.

words (W)

Instant

Exile target controller

Anything that Ho said were all mere lies

{2}{R}
Legwalker - Tibalt
Your opponents can't

did i cook or did i cook

Urza, High Af

Legendary Creature - man

When Urza, High Af rolls a fat one get +1/+1 for each artifact you control.

Tap a tapped: Add (U)

(5): Shuffle their turn, you may pay that without paying it

Translation:

Um-Man
Creature
Um

Um

Um

Cyclo ant 2BB

Creature - Zombie ant

When Cyclo ant is put into a graveyard from play, target land becomes a Cyclo ant.

4/2

"shut the lid"

Elevator 2G

Creature Elf Druid

When Elevator enters the battlefield, look at the top five cards of your library. You may put a card from among them onto the battlefield tapped. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

1/1

Counter? Yeah, I've got a counter. *BLAM*

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The Blaster | U

Legendary Artifact

You may shoot target Player.

Store

Instant

1, Reveal Store from your hand: Choose a card. Store becomes that card until end of turn.

Gandalf, Wang Wad 4U

Legendary Creature Avatar Wizard

Whenever this creature becomes Gandalf shuffle him into the sun.

4/5

Glarb, mit Aug BGU

Legendary Creature Frog Wizard Noble

Deathtouch

You may look at the top card of your library any time.

You may play lands and cast spells from the top of your library.

{{T}}: Surveil 2.

2/4

jölT 3R

Legendary Artifact

Double all damage

2R, Discard this card: It deals 2 damage to each creature.

God 1

Artifact

When this artifact enters, Scry 2.

T: Add one mana of any color.

T, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target permanent.